Lifestyles of the rich and (in)famous
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2. Thank you to everyone who took the time to read, comment, recc and tell me how insane (I think I saw at least three posts to that effect) I am with regards to the Drabble Marathon of 2003. I hope you guys enjoyed yourselves.
3. I am tired. There will be no stories today, however, in a blatant rip-off of the lovelyhappyminion, my muses are available for interview if you so desire. Lex, Harry, Marshall, Ephram, Bright, Faith, Sean & Cal (Warrior Angel), and Bobby are all taking questions. (3 question max.)
boondocks2. Thank you to everyone who took the time to read, comment, recc and tell me how insane (I think I saw at least three posts to that effect) I am with regards to the Drabble Marathon of 2003. I hope you guys enjoyed yourselves.
3. I am tired. There will be no stories today, however, in a blatant rip-off of the lovely
happyminion, my muses are available for interview if you so desire. Lex, Harry, Marshall, Ephram, Bright, Faith, Sean & Cal (Warrior Angel), and Bobby are all taking questions. (3 question max.)
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Date: 2003-06-12 09:29 am (UTC)Sean and Cal:
1) How hot was the sex?
2) Do you miss each other when you occasionally get drunk and maudlin?
3) Any advice to current best friends/lovers who are soon to be arch-nemeses?
Lex:
1) Would you go road tripping with Marshall again?
2) Do you see subtext in Sean & Cal's relationship in the comics?
3) Would you have sex with an alien if he looked like a supermodel?
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Date: 2003-06-12 10:02 am (UTC)**Due to certain, err, Codes, Treaties and Injunctions currently being debated in the Fourth Court of the Fifteenth Dimension, Sean Devlin and Callum King, nee Devilicus and Warrior Angel, are not allowed in the same zone at the same time. Therefor, this interview is being conducted via Cerabell-Band**
1) How hot was the sex?
Sean: I wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot pole.
Cal: You say that now, but *somebody* gave me a eleven foot remote control Sentient Vibra-Pole for my 23rd birthday.
Sean: Fuck off and die.
Cal: Make-up sex was always a good thing for us.
Sean: I'm going to put you in a terrarium with carnivorous spiders.
Cal: Kinky.
2) Do you miss each other when you occasionally get drunk and maudlin?
Sean: No.
Cal: No.
*Breakthrough from the Operator*: LIARS!
Sean & Cal: Shut up, Zahra!
3) Any advice to current best friends/lovers who are soon to be arch-nemeses?
Sean: Make sure you get the house.
Cal: A little faith can go a long way.
Sean: What are you? A farmer?
Cal: Would that have made you happy?
Sean: You wouldn't know what would make me happy.
Cal: I tried.
Sean: Fuck. Off.
*transmission 351.7.619 terminated*
Lex:
1) Would you go road tripping with Marshall again?
Conventional wisdom would suggest that's not a good idea, however, life with Marshall has to be safer than getting married.
2) Do you see subtext in Sean & Cal's relationship in the comics?
Despite common belief, not all comic book heroes are gay. Having said that, however, they were pretty obvious. I'm not really happy about Cal dating again or whatever they're calling the introduction of Hector the Brave.
3) Would you have sex with an alien if he looked like a supermodel?
Which supermodel? Naomi? Gisele? Marcus Schenkenberg? I've already done two of the three.
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Date: 2003-06-12 09:37 am (UTC)1)Where the hell did you put my comic books you borrowed? In particular, I'm missing Warrior Angel #142. I want it back.
2)If you could only pick one, who would you rather sleep with: Storm or Dr. Grey?
3)What is it gonna take to get you to stop freezing my lighter?
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Date: 2003-06-12 10:09 am (UTC)What makes you think I have it? Dude, have you ever thought of cleaning that death trap known as your side of the room? I've seen pigs with cleaner beds; is that why you're always sleeping in mine?
2)If you could only pick one, who would you rather sleep with: Storm or Dr. Grey?
Aw man, that's just freaky. I mean Dr. Grey she's all...I mean she's hot, but can you just imagine her knowing you were thinking about a threesome with her and Ms. Munroe. Talk about a downer. Why? Are you thinking about them when we're together? That's so fucked up, Johnny.
3)What is it gonna take to get you to stop freezing my lighter?
Is this one of those, um, shit, rhetorical questions? I do it because it pisses you off, every. damn. time. Plus, you know, you're kinda hot when you're angry.
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Date: 2003-06-12 10:34 am (UTC)Yes. Yes, Bobby, that's the only reason I sleep in your bed all the time. Because the maid neglected to make my bed. Christ. And you lent it to Jubilee again, didn't you? I told you not to after she got ice cream all over #58 last time. Great.
I mean she's hot, but can you just imagine her knowing you were thinking about a threesome with her and Ms. Munroe. Talk about a downer. Why? Are you thinking about them when we're together?
It was just a simple question! Your mind goes some strange places sometimes, you know that, Drake? Let's just pretend I never asked.
Plus, you know, you're kinda hot when you're angry.
...
this explains a lot.
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Date: 2003-06-12 10:18 am (UTC)1. So Wood still says he's prettier than you (so not true, baby) -- you lookin' for a new man? Or woman?
2. Redemption - all it's cracked up to be?
3. Angel, Wes, Lindsey, Gunn, Riley - gimme the lowdown. Don't even try and pretend you haven't had them all, or at the very least considered having them.
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Date: 2003-06-12 10:32 am (UTC)Lar. Wassup girlfriend? Long time no see. I thought you and I were gonna hook up with the Redneck? It's alright, I see how it is. So, what? Oh, am I looking for a new partner? You know I'm not complainin' about the one I've got. Wood, he's good for some stuff, he's got stamina like you wouldn't believe. We're talkin' like four, five times a night.
2. Redemption - all it's cracked up to be?
Not really, the pay is shit.
3. Angel, Wes, Lindsey, Gunn, Riley - gimme the lowdown. Don't even try and pretend you haven't had them all, or at the very least considered having them.
You know I'm not one to screw and tell... actually, yes I am. All right, it's like this? Angel? Nah man. Too cold. Wes, back in the day, no? But since that whole prison break out, well, you know, scars are pretty sexy on some guys. Plus, that whole scruffy thing is hot, but he's still hung up on the dead chick. I had her though. And yea, I had The Hick too. Put a saddle on him and you could ride him a long time. Who else d'you wanna know about? Riley. Who? Oh, Commando boy. You know I did. He's a bit vanilla though, needs to expand his outlook, and as for Gunn. *winks* Let's just say I see why he wears his clothing baggy.
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Date: 2003-06-12 06:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-06-12 11:02 am (UTC)1) Is the attraction for Amy really a sublimation of your desire for Bright?
2) Why, why, why the Gwen Stefani knockoff?
3) Do you miss Laynie at all?
Bright:
1) ((re: last drabble)) Why California?
2)Most annoying Amy moment ever.
3)Do you miss Laynie at all?
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Date: 2003-06-12 11:24 am (UTC)1) Is the attraction for Amy really a sublimation of your desire for Bright?
Bright? Bright Abbott? Delia, is that you?
2) Why, why, why the Gwen Stefani knockoff?
Have you seen Gwen Stefani? She is so hot. Gavin Rossdale is one lucky man.
3) Do you miss Laynie at all?
Kinda. I mean she was really cool, and it's not as though Everwood is overpopulated with cool girls, you know?
Bright:
1) ((re: last drabble)) Why California?
Man, don't you ever watch MTV? California is full of girls in bikinis, and surfing! Sometimes you get the girls in bikinis surfing! They need me and my velcro pants.
2)Most annoying Amy moment ever.
The day she was born.
3)Do you miss Laynie at all?
Why? It's not like I ever got to see her when she was in town. (Notice how the PTB never put them in a scene together?)
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Date: 2003-06-12 11:37 am (UTC)Thanks Zahra that was a blast.
And I blame all the B/L date fics on just that principle. Well that and Bright's velcro pants. *g*
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Date: 2003-06-12 11:08 am (UTC)1) Do you know how anyone takes you for straight? I mean, even the Amy-obsession is actually gayer than not.
2) Do you have any good memories of your Dad pre-Everwood?
3) Who introduced you to manga?
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Date: 2003-06-12 11:41 am (UTC)1) Do you know how anyone takes you for straight? I mean, even the Amy-obsession is actually gayer than not.
Is this about the purple hair, because you know, I am straight. Kinda. Why does it matter so much to everybody? You're like my dad with the piano thing, how about you just let me be attracted to who I'm attracted to and we won't call it anything at all?
2) Do you have any good memories of your Dad pre-Everwood?
Really? No. But I could probably make some up if I was forced. He bought me these trains once when I was six, the Lionel kind. That was pretty cool.
3) Who introduced you to manga?
Now that is a good question. It was Rocky, the doorman in our old apartment building. He had a son, Jake, and he used to buy manga for him at the Golden Apple on 68th. Anyway, when Rocky found out I was into stuff like The X-Men and Marvel he gave me a a few of Jake's old comics. I've been hooked ever since, it's worse than drugs.
I still like some Marvel stuff, but I'm pretty much all about the manga now.
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Date: 2003-06-12 11:35 am (UTC)Um, and
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Date: 2003-06-12 05:01 pm (UTC)Um, and hackthis, since I seem to have missed your drabblefest, do you want to let me write something for you instead? I'll have to limit my fandoms to Buffy, Angel, X-Men (movieverse), Matrix, LOTR (movie or bookverse), Babylon 5, X-Files, Blake's 7, and Smallville (if you ask really nicely). Ask for three. You deserve it. =-} {-=
*scuffling ensues*
Are you trying to hit on my chick? Cos I'm telling you right now,
*more scuffling ensues*
Yeah, okay. Sorry about that, they get a bit overprotective sometimes, which makes them wary of people bearing gifts. It's probably a Lex thing, you know all that Greek history.
For the record, I think Faith is pretty happy out here with Wood, she's getting a lot of sex, you can't knock that. As for something for me. I dunno, wow. Can I think about it and get back to you?
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Date: 2003-06-12 05:11 pm (UTC)Tchyeah, right. :)
For the record, I think Faith is pretty happy out here with Wood, she's getting a lot of sex, you can't knock that.
I never said she couldn't bring Robin. ::rolls eyes::
As for something for me. I dunno, wow. Can I think about it and get back to you?
Uh, yeah, okay, no pressure. I only ask because sometimes it's easier to write if it's for someone. Instead of for me. You know? Oh, never mind.
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Date: 2003-06-12 11:44 am (UTC)1.) How far have you went with Colin?
2.) Gemma? Explain.
3.) Really dumb or just pretend to be dumb?
Ephram:
1.) Why Amy? WHY? Laynie was awesome!
2.) What kind of music do you have on iTunes?
3.) Secret crush? (Keyword: SECRET. Colin and/or Bright doesn't count. That's obvious.)
Bobby:
1.) When did you first make a move on John?
2.) How can you stand Rogue? She's annoying and doesn't hide her disgust of your man.
3.) Why not John on the Dark Side?
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Date: 2003-06-12 12:43 pm (UTC)1.) How far have you went with Colin?
Well, one time we skipped school and went to Denver. Okay, more than once.
2.) Gemma? Explain.
Dude, she's hot!
3.) Really dumb or just pretend to be dumb?
I am not dumb; I wish people would stop saying that. Just because I'm not some piano prodigy or running around spouting, like poetry or something, doesn't mean I'm dumb. Yeesh.
Ephram:
1.) Why Amy? WHY? Laynie was awesome!
Laynie was awesome, but she was an awesome friend. You know like in 'Friends' or 'When Harry Met Sally'. Laynie was cool like the the girls in New York, but Amy, she's just different like Everwood is.
2.) What kind of music do you have on iTunes?
Everything: OK Go, Tchikovsky, Jurassic 5, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Flaming Lips, Queens of the Stone Age, 50 Cent (Delia really likes him for some reason), Doves, Rent: The Musical, The White Stripes...that's just off the top of my head.
3.) Secret crush? (Keyword: SECRET. Colin and/or Bright doesn't count. That's obvious.)
I don't have a crush on Colin, dude, you need to check your information, and Bright Abbott? That's just insulting. And as for my secret crush, you do understand what the world 'secret' means, right?
Bobby:
1.) When did you first make a move on John?
Made a move on who? You mean when I pushed Johnny off the sofa this morning? He was totally hogging the whole thing.
2.) How can you stand Rogue? She's annoying and doesn't hide her disgust of your man.
Ummm. Marie is my friend, and she's Johnny's friend too, even though they don't always agree on stuff. Just yesterday she called him a 'grunt' and he called her a 'skeeze.' It wasn't pretty.
3.) Why not John on the Dark Side?
*conferrs with moderator* Are you talking about St. John's Star Wars geekiness, because you know, he is a total geek. He practices his James Earl Jones voice in the bathroom mirror.
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Date: 2003-06-12 07:10 pm (UTC)John's gone. Now what?
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Date: 2003-06-13 09:17 am (UTC)John's gone. Now what?
*beckons moderator* *brief discussion* He's only gone to the bathroom, why? Do you know something I don't? Did he fall in?
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Date: 2003-06-12 07:14 pm (UTC)Question for Bright: What do you really think of Colin?
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Date: 2003-06-13 09:21 am (UTC)What do you really think of Colin?
What do you mean what do I think of him? He's my best friend. I mean, yeah, we don't always get along or whatever, but that happens. Just because he's got problems doesn't mean I've forgotten about him and stuff. I mean sometimes it's hard because he doesn't remember, but he's *Colin*. We used to play King of the Hill together. I remember the time we went sledding and he ran into a tree. You don't forget stuff like that, you know?
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Date: 2003-06-14 09:06 am (UTC)1) How many times did you turn Draco's hair into black just to piss him off?
2) Why don't you introduce Draco to the joys of a washing machine so he'll stop Avada Kedavra-ing the dirt in clothng everytime he forgets the cleaning spells?
3) For godsakes, just hide his Insta-Bitch potion to keep him pliant and goddy-goody.
Johnny:
1) You left Bobby. I hate you. Big time.
Bobby:
1) HELLOOOOOO!!! Go after your man! DUH!
2) You could like, you know wrap him in condoms so that Rogue can't touch him and suck him dead. Coz I know she'll be bitching when Johnny steals you from her.
Again.
3) Magneto is too old for Johnny. Plus, magnetic fields and fire are so NOT slashable. However, fire and ice...