Lifestyles of the rich and (in)famous

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1. There’s jaded. And then there’s jaded. I love boondocks

2. Thank you to everyone who took the time to read, comment, recc and tell me how insane (I think I saw at least three posts to that effect) I am with regards to the Drabble Marathon of 2003. I hope you guys enjoyed yourselves.

3. I am tired. There will be no stories today, however, in a blatant rip-off of the lovely happyminion, my muses are available for interview if you so desire. Lex, Harry, Marshall, Ephram, Bright, Faith, Sean & Cal (Warrior Angel), and Bobby are all taking questions. (3 question max.)

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Bright:

1.) How far have you went with Colin?

2.) Gemma? Explain.

3.) Really dumb or just pretend to be dumb?

Ephram:

1.) Why Amy? WHY? Laynie was awesome!

2.) What kind of music do you have on iTunes?

3.) Secret crush? (Keyword: SECRET. Colin and/or Bright doesn't count. That's obvious.)

Bobby:

1.) When did you first make a move on John?

2.) How can you stand Rogue? She's annoying and doesn't hide her disgust of your man.

3.) Why not John on the Dark Side?

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Bright:

1.) How far have you went with Colin?

Well, one time we skipped school and went to Denver. Okay, more than once.

2.) Gemma? Explain.

Dude, she's hot!

3.) Really dumb or just pretend to be dumb?

I am not dumb; I wish people would stop saying that. Just because I'm not some piano prodigy or running around spouting, like poetry or something, doesn't mean I'm dumb. Yeesh.


Ephram:

1.) Why Amy? WHY? Laynie was awesome!

Laynie was awesome, but she was an awesome friend. You know like in 'Friends' or 'When Harry Met Sally'. Laynie was cool like the the girls in New York, but Amy, she's just different like Everwood is.

2.) What kind of music do you have on iTunes?

Everything: OK Go, Tchikovsky, Jurassic 5, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Flaming Lips, Queens of the Stone Age, 50 Cent (Delia really likes him for some reason), Doves, Rent: The Musical, The White Stripes...that's just off the top of my head.

3.) Secret crush? (Keyword: SECRET. Colin and/or Bright doesn't count. That's obvious.)

I don't have a crush on Colin, dude, you need to check your information, and Bright Abbott? That's just insulting. And as for my secret crush, you do understand what the world 'secret' means, right?


Bobby:

1.) When did you first make a move on John?

Made a move on who? You mean when I pushed Johnny off the sofa this morning? He was totally hogging the whole thing.

2.) How can you stand Rogue? She's annoying and doesn't hide her disgust of your man.

Ummm. Marie is my friend, and she's Johnny's friend too, even though they don't always agree on stuff. Just yesterday she called him a 'grunt' and he called her a 'skeeze.' It wasn't pretty.

3.) Why not John on the Dark Side?

*conferrs with moderator* Are you talking about St. John's Star Wars geekiness, because you know, he is a total geek. He practices his James Earl Jones voice in the bathroom mirror.