Cracking the fuck up.

[hackthis_archive]

HP people: This is the best Mary-Sue ever. (gacked from chash). Also, ztrin has this story experience. It’s all OoTP spoilery, but wow, is it good.

LOTR people: I was probably going to say something about something, but who cares when you can look at him instead? (gacked from fearlessdiva)

For the record, I tend to do a lot of trawling in other people’s LJs and can I just say: y’all are some fucked up people. I’m so pleased. Apparently there’s some really bad Fred/George fic in the world (*poor kitsune13*) and why didn’t anyone tell me there was CSI slash? Man. When I first started watching the show I was all Warrick/Nick happy – they are so domestic partners – but nobody felt me. That sucked. mcee, that drawing you linked to made my ovaries do strange things, and foreversmitten are we getting any more Bright/Ephram this decade or what?

Sigh. And me? I just wanna write some porn. Is that so wrong?

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[staraflur.livejournal.com]

I am going to buy that LOTR poster ASAP.

There's CSI slash? Hot shit. Which ones are Warrick and Nick? I watch it all the time, but I'm terrible with names.

And if there is more Brightslash, tell me.

[suaine.livejournal.com]

Sigh. And me? I just wanna write some porn. Is that so wrong?

Hell no! Please, I'd beg you on my knees if it wouldn't mean that I can't reach my keyboard anymore. Porn! Porn! Porn!

And I'd request something, but that would feel like I'd pressure you or something. (angry H/D smut! fluffy Bobby/St. John smut! any Clex! I'm not picky, no ma'am) ;)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Hell no! Please, I'd beg you on my knees if it wouldn't mean that I can't reach my keyboard anymore. Porn! Porn! Porn!

And I'd request something, but that would feel like I'd pressure you or something. (angry H/D smut! fluffy Bobby/St. John smut! any Clex! I'm not picky, no ma'am) ;)

I want to get them laid, too, but they're being terribly uncooperative.

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[suaine.livejournal.com]

I want to get them laid, too, but they're being terribly uncooperative.

Beat them into submission, I say. I have about a thousand plot bunnies since OotP and can't do aynthing about it because I'm so busy with graduation and prom stuff.

Why don't you sit them all down for a nice cup of tea/coffee/hot chocolate and threaten them with eternal fic-torture if they don't cooperate? Not that that ever worked before, but it's worth a try ;)

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Beat them into submission, I say. I have about a thousand plot bunnies since OotP and can't do aynthing about it because I'm so busy with graduation and prom stuff.

Why don't you sit them all down for a nice cup of tea/coffee/hot chocolate and threaten them with eternal fic-torture if they don't cooperate? Not that that ever worked before, but it's worth a try ;)

*sigh* You weren't around for union negotiations were you? Happened about a month and a half ago - everybody went on strike. It was awful.

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[suaine.livejournal.com]

We're having Union negotiations right now. It *is* awufl, especially because the big corporations threaten to take their money out of the country and open factories in Eastern Europe. It's all a big mess - the trouble is, I can see the reasoning on both sides.

So, are the boys in some kind of Union? Slashed Characters United?

[kitsune13.livejournal.com]

*applauds your desire to write porn*

*wishes you'd write some F/G to dilute the effect of bad twincest on this archivist's brain* ;)