Just your friendly neighborhood pimp

[hackthis_archive]

So, ethrosdemon made this post about people who friended her and then never said jack shit, and then she and I were talking about that, and I was like ‘Dude, I’ve got that happening, too. Why is that? Is my rep that bad? I paid a lot of money to have my record expunged, you know. If my lawyer isn't doing his job, I want to know so I can sack him.’

So, yeah.

I’m not trying to hate on anybody who’s just here for the fic, I mean that’s pretty much all that’s here anyway. If you're looking for somebody to get all personal, you should probably go elsewhere simply because that's not my thing. This LJ is just about me writing what the hell I want, when I want, but I’m dead curious why y'all are reading this and what kind of fic y’all are after. Are you working for Simon & Schuster? Are you about to give me a book deal, or better yet are you from DC Comics because I can give you some mad comic ideas? What’s your story? (I like stories, hook me up, don't salt my game.)


Random notes: Jeff Buckley is my musical hero. Seth is my sartorial twin, but I share a brain with both he and Lex. I would like to own a marginal percentage of Shady and/or Lost Highway Records. I prefer Green Park, the Northern Line and I support LFC.

Comments

[yavannauk.livejournal.com]

I probably don't feedback as often as I should because I'm a bad, bad slacker sometimes. But I'm here because you give great Lex and you write Warrior Angel too.

and another thing

[mmedefarge.livejournal.com]

actually, I also notice that you are always listening to top notch music, which although is a very shallow reason to add someone to a 'friends' list is none the less important.

I am wondering now..you are up to 113 comments, are you going to have time to read these? Are you going to have time to respond? If you don't comment wouldn't you be perpetuating the very crux of your argument/question? In space can you hear me scream?

[chinae.livejournal.com]

Why am I here?

Well it's because of Smallville, then it became about O.C.

I like your stories, your writing style, how much you seem to care about the characters, and how much you've allow me to fall in love with them when I see them through your lenses.

It's all about the art, the art of writing.

A fan.

[fearlessdiva.livejournal.com]

I friended you because you're almost as big a pervert as I am, and you are really good at casting musicals.

But you still can't make me watch The O.C.

[cyclogenesis.livejournal.com]

Well! I originally friended you because you friended me and I was like, oh, she has written good SV fic, and now she is writing my fandom. Glee!

And then you were making with the porn for awhile, and I was like, yeah! H/D! Bobby/John! Clark/Lex! Woo-ha!

And then you stopped writing porn and started writing in fandoms I have no context for. I am so bitter, Zahra, so very, very bitter.

[andariell.livejournal.com]

After all the drooling I've done over your stories, I'm betting you don't need to be told why I'm here.

However, that's not the only reason by a long shot.

I nubbed you before you ever had an LJ. I love your wit, and your absolute giddiness, and pretty much everything about you. I remember the first time we emailed and I couldn't get the smile off my face for days afterward. Even if you never wrote another story, I'd still be here, wallowing in your cuteness.

Yeah, I'm a Zahra fan, fic and otherwise. *pins on fanclub button*

[kattiya.livejournal.com]

*tackles* Zahra! *runs in circles around your LJ until I'm dizzy and high* Ok, I'm getting old and need to get my kicks somehow.

You know why I friended you right? Initially because of your best-of-all-fandom Lex, I stayed b/c of the addictive crack you call fic and the daily doses of snark (I like my writers CROTCHETY and with attitude). I don't comment often but you said it was OK so I lurk if that's alright? *g*

I am still waiting for the Lex/Lucas/Eminem epic - Lucas as Donnie just whet my appetite for more.

But anyway, you missed fannish mischief while you were gone (and Andy and Slod!). I hope you wreaked havoc wherever you went. And oh! did you hear? http://www.darkhorse.com/products/profile.html?sku=12882 Michael Chabon! The Escapist!! (Notice the rampant exclamation abuse when I get excited?) Woohoo.

[shadowluck.livejournal.com]

For the goodfic, and because I need to be gently weaned off adolescent fandoms. *g*

[greenapricot.livejournal.com]

I am here for the HP fic. I started reading your H/D which rocked, let me tell you. Then you started writing Harry/Neville and... Yah for rare pairings!

Unfortunately I don't have all the time I wuld like to read and comment on fic so I don't think I've commented in a while. But I still love your style.

[beck-liz.livejournal.com]

I started out reading your journal when people kept recommending your Smallville stories, which I've enjoyed. I've also enjoyed your HP stuff, especially the recent Harry/Neville stuff. I don't comment much because I'm quiet. :-)

[(Anonymous)]

I'm here because I positively adore your HP & Ocean's Eleven fan fic with all of my black, souless heart. I never comment for I am a LiveJournal-less, unsocial, and, for some reason, incredibly fearful lurker.

xxTL

[thepouncer.livejournal.com]

This is funny, because I don't have you friended but comment all the same! I won't read NC-17 stories at work, so I have you bookmarked at home instead. I think that my willpower would evaporate if I were faced with the option of reading a new story but having to abstain.

[insanegenius.livejournal.com]

I... I didn't friend you beacuse I'm not allowed to add people to my friends list. But I check this journal regularly so that's like having you as my friend.

I'm here for the fic and for the witty comments, which are always nice. Also the kickass layout. And icons. Your stuff just kicks ass.

My story is... well, I will eventually be Supreme Ruler of the Universe if everything goes according to plan. I have multiple personalities. And I like spicy food. Yup, that's me in a nut shell.