Just your friendly neighborhood pimp

[hackthis_archive]

So, ethrosdemon made this post about people who friended her and then never said jack shit, and then she and I were talking about that, and I was like ‘Dude, I’ve got that happening, too. Why is that? Is my rep that bad? I paid a lot of money to have my record expunged, you know. If my lawyer isn't doing his job, I want to know so I can sack him.’

So, yeah.

I’m not trying to hate on anybody who’s just here for the fic, I mean that’s pretty much all that’s here anyway. If you're looking for somebody to get all personal, you should probably go elsewhere simply because that's not my thing. This LJ is just about me writing what the hell I want, when I want, but I’m dead curious why y'all are reading this and what kind of fic y’all are after. Are you working for Simon & Schuster? Are you about to give me a book deal, or better yet are you from DC Comics because I can give you some mad comic ideas? What’s your story? (I like stories, hook me up, don't salt my game.)


Random notes: Jeff Buckley is my musical hero. Seth is my sartorial twin, but I share a brain with both he and Lex. I would like to own a marginal percentage of Shady and/or Lost Highway Records. I prefer Green Park, the Northern Line and I support LFC.

Comments

[mikhale.livejournal.com]

Well, Zahra dear, I usually want to comment but whenever I see the number of perverts on board (usually 30+), it's very disconcrting because I have this weird notion that my comment is not going to be read therefore, I flit away like an elf with a horn of Gondor in his ass.

So why am I here? I was supposed to be the one who will keep you from killing people off in fics but I guess that doesn't work out so natch. But i'm here anyway, waiting for the ressurection of Bobby/John fics even Potter fics - Draco/Harry, that is - and it seems at the rate you're going, I am about to wait for a goddamn long time.

*waves his "I-want-to-fangirl-you-but-I-would-kill-myself-if-I-ever-do-anything-remotely-fangirlish" banner*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Well, Zahra dear, I usually want to comment but whenever I see the number of perverts on board (usually 30+), it's very disconcrting because I have this weird notion that my comment is not going to be read therefore, I flit away like an elf with a horn of Gondor in his ass.

I read comments like President Bush reads 'Dick and Jane' books. Oh, that was wrong, oh well. As for preventing me from killing people off in my stories, but why? It makes for great stories you know, and I did write some D/H last month. Okay, Draco was dead for the first part, but then he came back!

[mikhale.livejournal.com]

*mumbles comment whore mumbles*

Sister! We're the same!

Well, it's reassuring to know that you do read all comments so maybe, I'll stick around and annoy you more, yes?

*waves his Zahra-reads-my-comments-and-I-shall-now-reach-orgasmic-joy*