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Watching Smallville is like suffering from Tourette's for an hour. It's all "die bitch, die!", "fuck this shit" and "suck my non-existent cock, you non-acting, flat trick!"

Yeah. It's a quality show.

-The world according to Me

Comments

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

What? You mean you don't think it was the finest hour of television all year?

*is shocked and appalled*

(only not really)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

What? You mean you don't think it was the finest hour of television all year?

*is shocked and appalled*

(only not really)

If you mean my finest hour of scaring my neighbors all week? Oh, no doubt. But I think they've forgotten about The O.C. That will be all new an improved Tourettes.

[wickedcherub.livejournal.com]

Aaah the power of the pretty.

I think I stopped watching after episode 3 of season 1.

Yet all the fic still makes complete sense. Funny that.

You mean they haven't killed Lana yet? Oh god.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You mean they haven't killed Lana yet? Oh god.

Every week I say a litle prayer, but still nothing. Nuts.

[happyminion.livejournal.com]

Duuuude. I was totally in love with this episode. Totally. Except Helen really should've died.

Someday...

No cookie for me!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*cracks up*

That last message was supposed to read "tainted with that bad Clark/Lana."

Clark/Lex is not bad. Clark/Lex is not bad. I must go write something to atone for my mis-typing sins.

[meret.livejournal.com]

This season went down the toilet even faster than last season IMO. Worst reconcilliation scene (with the Kents) I think I've ever seen.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

This season went down the toilet even faster than last season IMO. Worst reconcilliation scene (with the Kents) I think I've ever seen.

I just kept saying "wait. what?"

[redfirecracker.livejournal.com]

Snort. As I tell all my friends . . . it's all about the pretty, shirtless boys.

Sometimes I watch it with the mute on. That helps.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I watch it with the mute on. That helps.

Ah yes, there's a lot of mutage in my house when Lana is on screen. Sometimes I leave the room too and pretend that she doesn't exist!

[shellies.livejournal.com]

were you watching it with me and i didn't notice? cause that's totally what the living room sounded like where i was....

(except it also had a lot of "what the fuck is wrong with her wonky eye oh my god stop with the closeups she is scary!!!")

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

were you watching it with me and i didn't notice? cause that's totally what the living room sounded like where i was....

I realized my problem was that I used to try and take it serious, but no more. I still adore it, but for all different reasons now. It's very theraputic allm that foul language.

[shoewhore.livejournal.com]

I just wonder if ole LaMa can make her eyes go back and forth any faster when she's supposed to be "thinking". She looks like one of those Felix the Cat clocks where the eyeballs go back and forth with the seconds. It's scares me.

But, are you trying to tell me that there is DIALOUGE on this show? I just thought it was all about TW with no shirt on. And wet. *slurp*

PS - I hope Lex's face heals fast. Too beautiful for all of that bad make-up.