A love letter.

[hackthis_archive]

Dear Dearest Josh:

I never ever ever tell anybody I love heart them, because that's just a recipe for disaster, but dammit, I adore you beyond all telling. It's probably really worrisome. Why do I feel the way I do?

1. Russell Crowe is so not hot, but Master & Commander was indeed the business. I know you put that shoutie in for me.

2. Ball dropping? Somebody hit puberty recently, didn't they?

3. Glib = good word. Rock on, baby.

4. Seth & Ryan locked in the poolhouse? You did that for the slashers of the world. You know you did. This is good.

5. Living on the edge. How Aerosmith can you get. You are SO an 80's baby.

6. Summer & Anna. More slash. This is a-okay.

7. What symbolism you ask? I mean that ginormous beach ball.




My only issues are these:


1. I don't like Haley, can you bring back Gabby for me?

2. Keep Oliver. I like him. Correction: I like his hair.

3. Summer looked like George Hamilton's daughter tonight with the super fake tan. This was not of the good.

4. Mojitos are so over.


Otherwise, I have to say that once again you have totally made staying in on a Wednesday worth it. ethrosdemon says we are totally mfeo, I didn't know what that was either, but now I'm beginning to suspect you really are doing this show for me. Can we talk British music and Fight Club? Okay, how about Ryan Gosling and Top Ten by Alan Moore? I can compromise. Sometimes.


I heart you Thank you,

Me

p.s. Happy Chrismukkah, baby. The OED thanks you.

p.p.s. ROONEY? Are you bringing Rex in next? If so we totally need to talk copyright.

p.p.p.s [sekrit aside] Hypothetically speaking, I heard there might be things happening on your set that are shady. Here's some advice to share with your peeps: "Don't stick your dick, or spread your legs, where you get your paycheck. All of the bad." Just saying. [/sekrit aside]

p.p.p.p.s (Jesus and Moses this is long) I know that See my Cool Tee Shirt Message shirt was for me, and I am not a tin hat, despite what some people (serialkarma) are suggesting. *makes obscene gesture*

Comments

[torchthisnow.livejournal.com]

p.p.p.s [sekrit aside] I heard there are things happening on your set that are shady. Here's some advice to share with your peeps: "Don't stick your dick, or spread your legs, where you get your paycheck. All of the bad." Just saying. [/sekrit aside]

Word. Just, yeah, fucking word. These rumors are making me all sad and stuff. Be smarter, O.C. peeps.

I'm beginning to suspect that Josh has a microphone wire hidden somewhere in my dorm room. Seriously, do you KNOW how many times I've called Carson Daly a "ginormous tool"? In that exact phrase? Because it's a really big number. And the Master and Commander thing...damn, if he didn't tailor this show specifically for you, I'm starting to think he did it for me, too.

Now if only Marissa would just get hit by a bus.

[camillafarfalla.livejournal.com]

Seth & Ryan locked in the poolhouse
I was hoping this might awake your dormant muse. Bc, holy god. Also, Anna/Summer. Yes. I mean, there's not really another option for them; clearly they're just dancing around their attraction to each other.

Seth and Ryan in the poolhouse. Jesus.

[velena.livejournal.com]

p.p.p.s [sekrit aside] I heard there are things happening on your set that are shady. Here's some advice to share with your peeps: "Don't stick your dick, or spread your legs, where you get your paycheck. All of the bad." Just saying. [/sekrit aside]

*snerk* Is that right? I hadn't heard. I'm not up on my entertainment news. Le sigh. College is such a bubble.

Anna and Summer are my new OTP, though. Like, whoa. So hot.

[thepouncer.livejournal.com]

I want Gabby to return too! I liked Gabby.

This show always makes me giggle in glee, and it was no different last night.

[angel-grace.livejournal.com]

I totally squeed when they showed the previews with Rooney.

Oliver can totally stick around, especially if he takes Marissa away from Ryan, because Ryan deserves better.

Gabby was so much cooler than Haley.

And the on-set rumors? Disturbing, wrong, and can only lead to trouble. Stop it now, O.C. peeps!

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

I know that See my Cool Tee Shirt Message shirt was for me, and I am not a tin hat, despite what some people (serialkarma) are suggesting.

:PPP

Dude, see above, you are so not the only person on my friendslist who is convinced there is a psychic connection there. I love you all madly, largely because you are so entertaining.

You and I part ways on Oliver. I like neither him, nor his hair, and he does not have the kind of attitude that can pull off a shirt like that one he wore at the party.

[alicewonders.livejournal.com]

someone needs to point me in the direction of these "on the set rumors" because um... so in the dark!

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

Ah. you're in love. It's so cute you almost make me want to puke. If i had the energy.

Did you there was a blizzard like the entire way i drove today? yeah.

I really do not like Oliver. Ick. no. make him go away. and haley, which is a white trash name, i think we discussed this before (if your name is haley/hayley/hailie/whatever do not flame me. you're welcome to mock me back, but get over yourself). she sucks.

How cool is a show where the parents go to a swining party?

virgin mojitos are like sprite with mint in them, right? minty.