A love letter.

[hackthis_archive]

Dear Dearest Josh:

I never ever ever tell anybody I love heart them, because that's just a recipe for disaster, but dammit, I adore you beyond all telling. It's probably really worrisome. Why do I feel the way I do?

1. Russell Crowe is so not hot, but Master & Commander was indeed the business. I know you put that shoutie in for me.

2. Ball dropping? Somebody hit puberty recently, didn't they?

3. Glib = good word. Rock on, baby.

4. Seth & Ryan locked in the poolhouse? You did that for the slashers of the world. You know you did. This is good.

5. Living on the edge. How Aerosmith can you get. You are SO an 80's baby.

6. Summer & Anna. More slash. This is a-okay.

7. What symbolism you ask? I mean that ginormous beach ball.




My only issues are these:


1. I don't like Haley, can you bring back Gabby for me?

2. Keep Oliver. I like him. Correction: I like his hair.

3. Summer looked like George Hamilton's daughter tonight with the super fake tan. This was not of the good.

4. Mojitos are so over.


Otherwise, I have to say that once again you have totally made staying in on a Wednesday worth it. ethrosdemon says we are totally mfeo, I didn't know what that was either, but now I'm beginning to suspect you really are doing this show for me. Can we talk British music and Fight Club? Okay, how about Ryan Gosling and Top Ten by Alan Moore? I can compromise. Sometimes.


I heart you Thank you,

Me

p.s. Happy Chrismukkah, baby. The OED thanks you.

p.p.s. ROONEY? Are you bringing Rex in next? If so we totally need to talk copyright.

p.p.p.s [sekrit aside] Hypothetically speaking, I heard there might be things happening on your set that are shady. Here's some advice to share with your peeps: "Don't stick your dick, or spread your legs, where you get your paycheck. All of the bad." Just saying. [/sekrit aside]

p.p.p.p.s (Jesus and Moses this is long) I know that See my Cool Tee Shirt Message shirt was for me, and I am not a tin hat, despite what some people (serialkarma) are suggesting. *makes obscene gesture*

Comments

[alicewonders.livejournal.com]

yes. it's terrible horrible not good very bad.

but lets just say for argument sake that I wondered what the gossip was all about? is it just the basic "Adam and Rachel are dating" and "Mischa and Ben are dating" buisness...

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

If I was telling you this, which I'm not, because again, gossip = bad, I would say that I'd heard rumors about both of the pairings you'd mentioned. But more about the latter than the former.

[alicewonders.livejournal.com]

no gossip here. none at all.

but to not comment about the non-gossip I would have to say that anyone can see that to be a huge mistake. plus, doesn't she have a boyfriend?

well who knows. I think I'm more pissed that there wont be another new episode until January!

[torchthisnow.livejournal.com]

Adam and Rachel, however, both strongly, strongly deny it. Adam made fun of all the rumors about them when he was on Conan. Plus, Rachel has a boyfriend.

Not that I'm gossiping. Really. I'm just sayin' is all.