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Day five of the sickness. Have progressed to tasteless yoghurt and bananas. Cannot have anything with sugar. Or fat. Or taste. Must leave the island soon.

serialkarma has finally revealed what we’ve all suspected for some time: Sandy Cohen is indeed the coolest dad around. He’s also a member of the Jewish mafia. You don’t believe me? Check out Sandy Cohen and the Secret of the Bagels and Lox. Also, she killed people for me, with snark no less! And in HP-verse! *adores*

And if that weren’t enough, there’s this story by lalejandra which is hot and snarky, and okay there’s no death, but we can live with that. Plus, there’s bowling!

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you poor thing. but on the bright side due to my continuing illness i have quite the stash of [cue game show announcer voice]the blandest food ever created![/gsav] i can share, too!

have you started to hate the healthy people yet? that's when you know you've really gone nuts *g*

I have a refrigerator full of Indian food that I have to toss lest I get tempted and get sick all over again. Also, organic food is the devil and free range chicken broth is evil. And let's not even start on the chicken soup and the plain yoghurt. And the fucking dry toast. Today though I got Jell-o. I almost died of delight.

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whoo! dry toast! don't you just *love* it?

sadly, i got tired of jell-o two days ago. and since we're on the subject... why in the name of all the little gods do they make orange and lemon jell-o? That shit is vile.

/hands over some applesauce

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Dude, red jello is the way to go. I normally like lemon and orange stuff, but not with the jello. I would love some applesauce, but you know, apple juice is not agreeing with me and I would rather not risk it, you know?

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oh yes, red is certainly the choice of the true jell-o connoisseur but sadly all the time i was in the hospital those bastards only brought red jell-o once! it was a conspiracy. they won't let you go until you pass the jell-o eating test and then they bring you nothing but non-red jell-o. cruel and unusual punishment.

have you tried tea? hot or cold it was one of the first drinks i was able to handle beyond ice. but i sympathize over the juice. honestly, i don't think me and juice will *ever* be on talking terms again.