hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2004-02-12 09:40 am

What the shit?

I almost gave myself an aneurysm trying to get my newest Lex/Adam up before ‘Velocity’ last night, and then well,

Smallville

+ Okay, so. Let me get this right, Adam is what, dead from liver failure? He’s a goddamn zombie?! WTFF! [sidebar: Hey, who paid for that apartment to be renovated and furnished anyway? Is it going to be the new Holiday Inn for the high school set? ]

+ Clark turning his back on Pete for treating him the way he (Clark) treats Lex? I.e. like a candy store. Hypocrisy, people. WTFF!

+ The outtakes from ,like, 2 Fast 2 Furious the B-Movie version? WTFF! And I love cars, people, but again, WTFF? Where did they get all those kids from? Were they imported from Metropolis just for the night?

+ The bleeding from the eye? So not, the Hot.

+ Lex wearing a suit and carrying a briefcase? Yes, that is The Hot.

+ I admit it, I got teary eyed when Lex pulled out the veiled threats. I so missed my baby.

+ What the hell did Pete’s parents say when he went home looking like he’d lost a round with a meat grinder?

+ You honestly want me to believe Dante posed a serious threat? Who the hell was he, Morgan Edge’s bastard offspring?

+ Did I mention how I don’t like where they’re going with the Adam storyline, because, WTFF! Why did they have the character turn into Mr Hyde? Now Lana will run to Clark, and perhaps Clark will turn to Lex, and talk about the neverending story. Unless Lana cuts out the middle man and goes to Lex first -- and then Lex will threaten Adam. That would be okay, but still, this whole dead thing? WTFF! Adam is so not a Chad. I was happy with my new toy, why did TPB break it? Now I have to go play in another fandom while I cool off.

+ They played Ryan's cover of Wonderwall and Dizzee Rascal, except, you know, the recorded version isn't nearly as good as hearing him do it live.

+ I love Lex. That is all.

Note: GIP courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] oxoniensis



The O.C

+ I love Sandy. He can be my dad any day.

+ I love Luke. He got like 15 million brownie points like night, and even though he’s seen The Graduate too many times, I can’t help but cackle with glee. Luke deserves to get some; everybody else needs to keep their legs closed.

+ The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay is indeed the best book ever, I have no idea why Ryan was faking like he wasn’t interested. Also, why did Seth not mention the whole parallel of both he and Sam being gay? Parallelism (sp?), people! Just saying. Maybe he thought he was being too obvious.

+ [livejournal.com profile] serialkarma is marketing a new hostage-negotiator!Ryan action figure. I want one for Chrismukkah.

+ Go Anna for having cojones, since apparently Seth had his cut off.

+ Oliver. We hardly knew ye, well, we did but we’re kinda glad you’re gone. But if you come back, kindly take Marissa next time, too, huh?

+ Seth = punk ass bitch; I’m so disappointed in him. First, Ryan and now, Anna. That’s what high school is all about though -- being stupid.

+ Good music last night. The Eels! I am Kloot! Turin Brakes! (not a big fan, but they are way hot).


Next week: I’m not sure what happens as my eyes fell out my head at Luke macking on Julie and one of them rolled under the sofa.

[identity profile] blueandomlettes.livejournal.com 2004-02-13 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
supersized big mcword with a side of mcwordnuggets on the O.C. thoughts. My face was frozen in a rictus of horror during the Luke/Julie scene but after a lil bit of thought i REALLY REALLY LOVE IT. I'm torn about the Seth Anna thing cause I love me some Summer and Anna bores me, so yeah he was an ass to her, but theyre over so I can't be too heartbroken. Love Sandy and Kristin, Hate Caleb but thats nothing new. Oh and Marissa who??

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[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-02-13 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
My face was frozen in a rictus of horror during the Luke/Julie scene but after a lil bit of thought i REALLY REALLY LOVE IT.

When I saw the lecherous looks he was giving her my brain was like OMGWTFMYEYES! And then, I was like, dude, I love this show.