What the shit?

[hackthis_archive]

I almost gave myself an aneurysm trying to get my newest Lex/Adam up before ‘Velocity’ last night, and then well,

Smallville

+ Okay, so. Let me get this right, Adam is what, dead from liver failure? He’s a goddamn zombie?! WTFF! [sidebar: Hey, who paid for that apartment to be renovated and furnished anyway? Is it going to be the new Holiday Inn for the high school set? ]

+ Clark turning his back on Pete for treating him the way he (Clark) treats Lex? I.e. like a candy store. Hypocrisy, people. WTFF!

+ The outtakes from ,like, 2 Fast 2 Furious the B-Movie version? WTFF! And I love cars, people, but again, WTFF? Where did they get all those kids from? Were they imported from Metropolis just for the night?

+ The bleeding from the eye? So not, the Hot.

+ Lex wearing a suit and carrying a briefcase? Yes, that is The Hot.

+ I admit it, I got teary eyed when Lex pulled out the veiled threats. I so missed my baby.

+ What the hell did Pete’s parents say when he went home looking like he’d lost a round with a meat grinder?

+ You honestly want me to believe Dante posed a serious threat? Who the hell was he, Morgan Edge’s bastard offspring?

+ Did I mention how I don’t like where they’re going with the Adam storyline, because, WTFF! Why did they have the character turn into Mr Hyde? Now Lana will run to Clark, and perhaps Clark will turn to Lex, and talk about the neverending story. Unless Lana cuts out the middle man and goes to Lex first -- and then Lex will threaten Adam. That would be okay, but still, this whole dead thing? WTFF! Adam is so not a Chad. I was happy with my new toy, why did TPB break it? Now I have to go play in another fandom while I cool off.

+ They played Ryan's cover of Wonderwall and Dizzee Rascal, except, you know, the recorded version isn't nearly as good as hearing him do it live.

+ I love Lex. That is all.

Note: GIP courtesy of oxoniensis



The O.C

+ I love Sandy. He can be my dad any day.

+ I love Luke. He got like 15 million brownie points like night, and even though he’s seen The Graduate too many times, I can’t help but cackle with glee. Luke deserves to get some; everybody else needs to keep their legs closed.

+ The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay is indeed the best book ever, I have no idea why Ryan was faking like he wasn’t interested. Also, why did Seth not mention the whole parallel of both he and Sam being gay? Parallelism (sp?), people! Just saying. Maybe he thought he was being too obvious.

+ serialkarma is marketing a new hostage-negotiator!Ryan action figure. I want one for Chrismukkah.

+ Go Anna for having cojones, since apparently Seth had his cut off.

+ Oliver. We hardly knew ye, well, we did but we’re kinda glad you’re gone. But if you come back, kindly take Marissa next time, too, huh?

+ Seth = punk ass bitch; I’m so disappointed in him. First, Ryan and now, Anna. That’s what high school is all about though -- being stupid.

+ Good music last night. The Eels! I am Kloot! Turin Brakes! (not a big fan, but they are way hot).


Next week: I’m not sure what happens as my eyes fell out my head at Luke macking on Julie and one of them rolled under the sofa.

Comments

[thornsilver]

I think Luke and Julie belong together. Of course it would be better if Julie was rich, but you can't have everything. :)

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I'm actually pretty interested in the Julie/Luke thing myself, I have to say.

[ann-tara.livejournal.com]

Clark turning his back on Pete for treating him the way he (Clark) treats Lex? I.e. like a candy store. Hypocrisy, people. WTFF!

*whew* Oh, good - someone who saw it the way I did. Plus, I think Clark gets off on making his "friends" grovel.

I'm totally down with the Sandy Love, the Luke Love (I personally can't wait for the Luke/Julie hook-up!), the Anna Love (she really should have kicked Seth in the remains of shrinking nuts), and my Ryan Love is ever steadfast. ;) I did appreciate the heartfelt apology coming from Seth at the end. At least he recognized he fucked up, and he had to apologize (though that apology better come with promises of a blow job). Of course, Seth has to apologize to Anna too, but I wouldn't be surprised if that's not as forthcoming. *grr*

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Clark turning his back on Pete for treating him the way he (Clark) treats Lex? I.e. like a candy store. Hypocrisy, people. WTFF!

*whew* Oh, good - someone who saw it the way I did. Plus, I think Clark gets off on making his "friends" grovel.

When that happened at the end I was too busy screaming hypocrite to hear anything else that happened. All I could think of was all the times Lex forgave Clark's punk ass for using him in that exact fashion (joy riders? bullshit!) and yet, clearly Clark couldn't be a bigger man the *one* time Pete needed him to be. That's hypocrisy.

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

Okay, so. Let me get this right, Adam is, what, dead from liver failure? He’s a goddamn zombie?!

I officially have banned all zombies. Just so you know. They shall be forced into exile and made to wander the vast regions of outer Siberia. I'll just be over here re-reading your Lex/Adam stories and wiping the drool off my keyboard.


Lex wearing a suit and carrying a briefcase? Yes, that is The Hot.

WORD. He was so hot in that scene, with the lighting, and the hallway, and the suit jacket and the guuuhhhh.

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I officially have banned all zombies. Just so you know. They shall be forced into exile and made to wander the vast regions of outer Siberia. I'll just be over here re-reading your Lex/Adam stories and wiping the drool off my keyboard.

I was so horrified when that happened, I zoned out for like ten minutes. I thought -- I thought it was going to be something good. Like lalejandra had pointed out that Adam Knight is also a Bruce Waybe alias, and I was really really excited for that potential ass-kicking moment, but Chad who? Liver failure for dead people? Lesions everywhere? What am I supposed to do with that? That is not The Hot or The Cool or even The Interesting, that's just WTF! *gets distressed again*

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[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

*pets you* I was all about the Adam as Bruce Wayne as well, *sigh*. And Adam *so* does not look like a 'Chad'. Pfffttt.

[happyminion.livejournal.com]

Just a whole world of WORD on everything you said about The O.C. So disappointed in our Seth. Wtf?? I mean, he was never a man of great balls, but he had *some* before. So sad.

Sandy and Luke are awesome. *giggle* I love them wildly.

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what happened to Seth last night, it's like, it's like they pulled a Chloe on him and ripped out his spine.

[blueandomlettes.livejournal.com]

supersized big mcword with a side of mcwordnuggets on the O.C. thoughts. My face was frozen in a rictus of horror during the Luke/Julie scene but after a lil bit of thought i REALLY REALLY LOVE IT. I'm torn about the Seth Anna thing cause I love me some Summer and Anna bores me, so yeah he was an ass to her, but theyre over so I can't be too heartbroken. Love Sandy and Kristin, Hate Caleb but thats nothing new. Oh and Marissa who??

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

My face was frozen in a rictus of horror during the Luke/Julie scene but after a lil bit of thought i REALLY REALLY LOVE IT.

When I saw the lecherous looks he was giving her my brain was like OMGWTFMYEYES! And then, I was like, dude, I love this show.

[mystisblom.livejournal.com]

luke/julie/ryan should so doing it lol i mean mention marissas bone face when shes seeing her two ex bf's having hot animal sex with her mother lol
i allways thought that julie is way hotter than marissa *G*

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Everybody's hotter than Marissa.

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[mystisblom.livejournal.com]

thats right, even her bed ;)