Pass the sedatives, please

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1. A new Eminem LP in time for my birthday? Happy happy, joy joy!

2. I put a windows upgrade on my machine at home because the bloody computer told me to, and why did nobody tell me that that fucks up all your shit?! Now nothing works! How do I get rid of it?

3. Oh right. They’ve cast Bart for Smallville. This is just a kid. This isn’t just a kid, he’s, like, not even approaching puberty yet. This isn't the future ex-Mr hackthis. This is a one-way ticket to jail that isn't even worth the jail time! Why couldn't they have gotten someone worth going to jail for? That's not my Bart! *heads desk*

4. In the eight days since I’ve returned from holiday I've written
a. Nip/Tuck (Little Jack Horner),
b. due South (Like a Lifestyle Choice & Happiness is a Serious Problem)
c. Entourage (The Man in the Would-be Suit),
d. Ocean’s Eleven (Leave Emotion @ the Door), and
e. HP (Not if You Were the Last Junkie on Earth & A Less Than Immaculate Conception)

So why do I feel like a slacker?

Comments

[aspringynerdo.livejournal.com]

okay. um, i don't think you know me but yeah. um.

i love your Nip/Tuck fic, because, yes, there aren't any out there and it is quite depressing. i missed the last two episodes and missed the whole showering comment. i'm confused and excited by the mention of it.

anyway. your fic? it was hot and it was right.

and Bart? As in, Bart Allen? As in, Impulse? Bart?

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and Bart? As in, Bart Allen? As in, Impulse? Bart

Yes. Red haired, orange-eyed, super-hyperactive and born in 2980, Bart. *heads desk*