Pass the sedatives, please

[hackthis_archive]

1. A new Eminem LP in time for my birthday? Happy happy, joy joy!

2. I put a windows upgrade on my machine at home because the bloody computer told me to, and why did nobody tell me that that fucks up all your shit?! Now nothing works! How do I get rid of it?

3. Oh right. They’ve cast Bart for Smallville. This is just a kid. This isn’t just a kid, he’s, like, not even approaching puberty yet. This isn't the future ex-Mr hackthis. This is a one-way ticket to jail that isn't even worth the jail time! Why couldn't they have gotten someone worth going to jail for? That's not my Bart! *heads desk*

4. In the eight days since I’ve returned from holiday I've written
a. Nip/Tuck (Little Jack Horner),
b. due South (Like a Lifestyle Choice & Happiness is a Serious Problem)
c. Entourage (The Man in the Would-be Suit),
d. Ocean’s Eleven (Leave Emotion @ the Door), and
e. HP (Not if You Were the Last Junkie on Earth & A Less Than Immaculate Conception)

So why do I feel like a slacker?

Comments

[happyminion.livejournal.com]

That...is obviously the love child of one of those guys from Revenge of the Nerds. For serious.

I just hope to god he can act, cause he ain't pretty like our Bart.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I don't know who this clone is, I presume he must be one of Bart's clones. Did you know he can clone himself, or he used to but it freaked him out so he stopped. (story for another time) Anyhoo, this is not my flame-haired, orange-eyed boy, who is thisclose to being legal, so I won't be sent to jail like my brother for underage dealings. *takes deep breath* I'm vexed.

[happyminion.livejournal.com]

I'm holding out hope he can act. Because I'm sad that he's not blatantly pretty. Even with his orange eyes, Bart's always been cute, at least.

You know your brother's going to be so disappointed in you, Z. Where's the thrill when you go after someone *legal*?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You know your brother's going to be so disappointed in you, Z. Where's the thrill when you go after someone *legal*?

I didn't say I wasn't engaging in them, I said I didn't want to go to jail for'em.