Book Six spoilers plus a tea plea.

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News Bulletin, Bitches!

JKR has made an announcement regarding Book Six

Is nothing sacred, woman? She better kill somebody that nobody remembers. ::hides Theodore behind her back:: I'm just saying. ::hides Neville in linen closet:: I'm the one who whacks people in this universe, not her! ::hides Dean and Seamus:: She's infringing on my territory! ::hides entire Weasley clan, with the exception of Percy in same room as Crabbe and Goyle::

Oh, d'you think it's Percy? I hope it's not Oliver. Could be Victor. Or Fleur!

Remus has suffered enough, oooooh maybe it's Peter.

My problem with knowing this now, apart from the fact that I didn't want to know any spoilers and the media apparently don't give a fuck, is that now I'm going to be stressed out the entire time I read Book Six, wondering who she'll have whacked.

This sucks, dude.

Would some benevolent soul in the UK be able to pop over to Tescos/Sainsbury's/Waitrose and get me some fruit tea? I have people who normally do this, but one's on holiday and the other, well, he's got memory issues. Nothing with lemon or ginger please. I will reimburse or um, write you something.

Comments

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Hmmm.

I hadn't given that much thought, but yes, it could be Mad-Eye or Fudge or Trelawney. As always the latest DADA professor is a good bet.

[tanizard.livejournal.com]

I don't think it would bother me in the least if it was, well, any of those three. The mention of Snape is what sent me into a fuss. Gack.

Well, ok, it bothers me slightly overall that anyone else is going to die. If you QUITE remember, Joanne, that happened in the last two books.

If you want shock-value, write some bloody porn into it. Stop killing off our beloved.

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

I think that is a very good idea. :)