hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2004-10-09 04:22 pm

Book Six spoilers plus a tea plea.

News Bulletin, Bitches!

JKR has made an announcement regarding Book Six

Is nothing sacred, woman? She better kill somebody that nobody remembers. ::hides Theodore behind her back:: I'm just saying. ::hides Neville in linen closet:: I'm the one who whacks people in this universe, not her! ::hides Dean and Seamus:: She's infringing on my territory! ::hides entire Weasley clan, with the exception of Percy in same room as Crabbe and Goyle::

Oh, d'you think it's Percy? I hope it's not Oliver. Could be Victor. Or Fleur!

Remus has suffered enough, oooooh maybe it's Peter.

My problem with knowing this now, apart from the fact that I didn't want to know any spoilers and the media apparently don't give a fuck, is that now I'm going to be stressed out the entire time I read Book Six, wondering who she'll have whacked.

This sucks, dude.

Would some benevolent soul in the UK be able to pop over to Tescos/Sainsbury's/Waitrose and get me some fruit tea? I have people who normally do this, but one's on holiday and the other, well, he's got memory issues. Nothing with lemon or ginger please. I will reimburse or um, write you something.
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[identity profile] primroseburrows.livejournal.com 2004-10-09 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
As long as it's not Dumbledore. I'm petrified of a Kenobi and/or Gandalf thing going on.

I think it's likely to be Dumbledore. The hero has to lose his/her mentor in the Journey myth; that's why it happened to Obi-Wan and Gandalf.

I don't know that JKR (or Harry) cares enough for Draco to off him. He's a pest, not an Evil Adversary. Besides, WAAAHHSHECAN'TKILLMYDRACONONONO!!!