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hackthis_archive) wrote2004-10-28 11:12 am
hackthis_archive) wrote2004-10-28 11:12 am
Entry tags:
Lost - Sawyer/Sayid/Kate - Stay (Faraway, So Close)
Dear [name withheld to avoid being fingered] [heh]
You suck. I wish you would [action withheld to avoid being visited by men in black].
No love,
[name withheld] [heh.]
In other news, I have something huge at the beta, and I had hoped to write a Theodore/Neville cookie for![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
circe_tigana, but I was done in by the Dimples of Doom (TM). Goddamn Sawyer and his pretty hair.
Also, I am sick. We all know what a joy I am when I'm sick.
Sawyer/Sayid/Kate (oh my)
Forrandom_flores and ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-syndicated.gif)
obsessedmuch
Stay (Faraway, So Close)
Omar could break Sawyer. He knows it and Omar knows it, and Sawyer hates it. Sawyer may be taller and weigh more, but Omar could probably just flip him on his back and roll him over and pin his arms and do whatever to him, and Sawyer wouldn’t be able to stop him. Of course he’d fight back and all that, but Omar’d probably fight real dirty and do some Iraqi thing to him, and --- Sawyer would probably let him.
Maybe Omar would use the handcuffs.
*
Omar could break Sawyer, and Sawyer’d probably find it really hot too, which makes it even worse. He’s not attracted to Omar, cause he doesn’t play with boys like that, but Omar’s not like anybody back home. Hell, he’s not even like anybody Sawyer met in Australia either, and Sawyer can see why Freckles likes him.
Hell, he’d choose Omar over the Doctor any day, too.
*
Sawyer can't keep himself from pushing Omar's buttons, and Omar keeps pushing him back, so Sawyer pushes him right on back because that's what he does, and he knows he's real good at it, too.
His mama used to say that there wasn't no one who would could rile her up faster than her baby boy. His dad used to say the same thing too, but not in so many words. Normally, he'd be shouting at the time and threatening to bust Sawyer’s head open with an empty bottle of Jack, but it was the same thing.
Sawyer knows how to get under people’s skin. He did it with his mama and his dad and his girlfriends and his ex-wife, and now he’s doing it to Omar and Freckles just because he can.
He likes seeing them both get so excited.
Besides, it’s real boring on their island, and Sawyer has to get his entertainment where he can.
*
He's not surprised when half the camp decide to follow the Doc to the Promised Land, but he's really fucking surprised when the other half decide to stay on the beach. He knew Sticks and her brother weren't gonna go; she would never willingly go someplace with all those insects, and he didn't need to be Einstein to know that the black guy wasn't going to take his kid wherever the Korean folks went (even he knew they were Korean, unlike Fatty Arbuckle). He didn't give a fuck about the rest of them so he kept his own consul, and it didn't even bother him that much when Capitan Falafel didn't try to get him to stay.
Actually, what's he talking about? It didn't bother him at all.
*
He knew Freckles was gonna stay with Omar and not go with the Doc cause women always choose the mysterious guy over the real dependable one -- he could tell it in the way she evaded his questions.
He knew it didn’t matter to them what he did, but he never even thought about leaving the beach. He knew Omar wasn’t gonna listen to the doctor on this one, because Omar and Freckles still have hope about being rescued.
Sawyer doesn’t have a lot of hope that he talks about, but that doesn’t mean it’s not there.
*
Somebody's coughing close by and he's kind of tempted to tell'em to shut up, but he doesn't. It's late and it's dark, and it's kinda cold sleeping by the water. If somebody's gettin' sick, well, then they'll get sick and the Doc'll take care of'em or they'll die. It's pretty cut and dried. He doesn't need to yell about it. So he rolls back over towards the fire and watches Freckles and Omar put their heads together and talk about whatever it is they talk about when he's not making them notice him. They sort of have the same kinda hair, all curly and whatnot. Maybe he'll start calling Omar Curly or something. Maybe Freckles can be Larry, and he can be Moe.
Or not.
Yeah, definitely not.
-end-
You suck. I wish you would [action withheld to avoid being visited by men in black].
No love,
[name withheld] [heh.]
In other news, I have something huge at the beta, and I had hoped to write a Theodore/Neville cookie for
circe_tigana, but I was done in by the Dimples of Doom (TM). Goddamn Sawyer and his pretty hair. Also, I am sick. We all know what a joy I am when I'm sick.
Sawyer/Sayid/Kate (oh my)
For
random_flores and obsessedmuchStay (Faraway, So Close)
Omar could break Sawyer. He knows it and Omar knows it, and Sawyer hates it. Sawyer may be taller and weigh more, but Omar could probably just flip him on his back and roll him over and pin his arms and do whatever to him, and Sawyer wouldn’t be able to stop him. Of course he’d fight back and all that, but Omar’d probably fight real dirty and do some Iraqi thing to him, and --- Sawyer would probably let him.
Maybe Omar would use the handcuffs.
Omar could break Sawyer, and Sawyer’d probably find it really hot too, which makes it even worse. He’s not attracted to Omar, cause he doesn’t play with boys like that, but Omar’s not like anybody back home. Hell, he’s not even like anybody Sawyer met in Australia either, and Sawyer can see why Freckles likes him.
Hell, he’d choose Omar over the Doctor any day, too.
Sawyer can't keep himself from pushing Omar's buttons, and Omar keeps pushing him back, so Sawyer pushes him right on back because that's what he does, and he knows he's real good at it, too.
His mama used to say that there wasn't no one who would could rile her up faster than her baby boy. His dad used to say the same thing too, but not in so many words. Normally, he'd be shouting at the time and threatening to bust Sawyer’s head open with an empty bottle of Jack, but it was the same thing.
Sawyer knows how to get under people’s skin. He did it with his mama and his dad and his girlfriends and his ex-wife, and now he’s doing it to Omar and Freckles just because he can.
He likes seeing them both get so excited.
Besides, it’s real boring on their island, and Sawyer has to get his entertainment where he can.
He's not surprised when half the camp decide to follow the Doc to the Promised Land, but he's really fucking surprised when the other half decide to stay on the beach. He knew Sticks and her brother weren't gonna go; she would never willingly go someplace with all those insects, and he didn't need to be Einstein to know that the black guy wasn't going to take his kid wherever the Korean folks went (even he knew they were Korean, unlike Fatty Arbuckle). He didn't give a fuck about the rest of them so he kept his own consul, and it didn't even bother him that much when Capitan Falafel didn't try to get him to stay.
Actually, what's he talking about? It didn't bother him at all.
He knew Freckles was gonna stay with Omar and not go with the Doc cause women always choose the mysterious guy over the real dependable one -- he could tell it in the way she evaded his questions.
He knew it didn’t matter to them what he did, but he never even thought about leaving the beach. He knew Omar wasn’t gonna listen to the doctor on this one, because Omar and Freckles still have hope about being rescued.
Sawyer doesn’t have a lot of hope that he talks about, but that doesn’t mean it’s not there.
Somebody's coughing close by and he's kind of tempted to tell'em to shut up, but he doesn't. It's late and it's dark, and it's kinda cold sleeping by the water. If somebody's gettin' sick, well, then they'll get sick and the Doc'll take care of'em or they'll die. It's pretty cut and dried. He doesn't need to yell about it. So he rolls back over towards the fire and watches Freckles and Omar put their heads together and talk about whatever it is they talk about when he's not making them notice him. They sort of have the same kinda hair, all curly and whatnot. Maybe he'll start calling Omar Curly or something. Maybe Freckles can be Larry, and he can be Moe.
Or not.
Yeah, definitely not.
-end-
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