How do we love Josh? Let us count the ways.

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1. I need to thank the following people for being so damn good to me: 1) elynrae who sent me tea from Sainsbury's because I had needs -- damn the Postal Mail for thinking it was drugs and ripping it all up. I shall think hard on that OC/SV X-over for you, but I may need an alternative choice 2) spasticat who not only provides the world with informative, quirky posts, but who also uploaded the Gray Album for my punk ass. Yay, Ali! 3) my girl, serialkarma who sent me my very own Zack! ::loves all madly::

Now onto our main event.




Can I just testify that I knew I was in trouble when Seth and Ryan were in the guesthouse getting ready for school and Seth was lamenting over his hair and then he said 'I should do more catching and less pitching' and I spewed (yes, really) Sapporo all over the sofa. My bad! It was my first sign of the night the that hackthis vendetta against selfish-Seth might be breaking. Damn you, Joshua!

So then there was the whole Summer being so adorable thing when they were talking about the time share boyfriend that torchthisnow and I share Zach, and my brain said uh oh -- beware. I didn't know Zach was a politican's son. Also, was anybody else getting mega gay vibes off him, cos I sure was? I mean, like, gaydar-breaking type-stuff. Huh. Maybe Summer's decided to just have a really good friend.

I so love Sandy. Sandy is the best dad, husband, lawyer ever with his whole 'do the Martha Stewart' -- and 'supervised visitation!' Who loves Sandy? We love Sandy.

I'm not feeling the new Ryan-love interest. She's just too, well she reminds me of Hermione from Harry Potter, and her holier than than thou is irksome. But you know that whole 'God doesn't give with two hands' thing was sharp -- and then at the end when she was apologising. Oh dear, don't make me revise my judgement.

More Summer love when she was watching The Valley (That's right 8 to 9 on Thursdays, bitches!) -- did anybody hear that off-screen 'what do you mean she's preganant?' from the TV? Oh, how Theresa and Ryan -- I nearly died.

Clearly this episode was all about personal growth. If you didn't know it, well both Seth and Julie are attempting to find it.

Who loved the whole Seth is now blue collar while Ryan is a dork thing? ::loves:: Also, here's a big ol' shoutie to the writers for that fantastic continuity for the last concert Ryan and Marissa attended together. Yes, the Oliver thing -- you better make fun of it, because we sure did.

Joshua, you are batting .500 with the new people. I don't like the Lindsey chick, but I love rocker-chick with the purple hair who calls her mommy and daddy. Also, dude, um, tell me more about The Walkmen. Damn you!

I swear, dude, Julie & Jimmy are going to get back together.

How cute is Ryan now that he's talking more and being all snarky? He is so crushing on Seth vs last year when Seth was all crushing on him. Also, look at all the touching!! So gay! So v v gay. Oh, this episode was good. I am loving the Seth/Summer/Zach triangle I admit, although if we must have canon, I am pulling for Seth/Summer. Maybe she can make him a better man.

Also, the ending, oh the ending killed me. Although I am v v confused by the whole Seth & Marissa friendship since the last time they were together Seth was ripping her a new one, but hey, can't have it all.

ETA: Is it wrong that I feel like maybe Marissa got implants? Her breasts just seem bigger than last year, especially considering how skinny she is. Huh. I will not think about this a lot.

In two weeks:

Ryan tries to find Seth a beard! Zach finds Seth trying to make out with Ryan and lays a smackdown! Somebody's playing hide the salami with a really tiny hat! hackthis takes Seth off the The Shit List! Chrismukkah! YAY!!!

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I third that. I snickered. A lot.