That's what we call Grade-A, red-blooded man.

[hackthis_archive]

Oh, Lost how I love you so.


1. OMG, who loves Hurley? We love Hurley! How much do we love that Hurley doesn't tolerate any Sawyer bullshit and knows the deal? I want more Hurley and Sawyer scenes where Hurley all 'I'm not impressed!' and Sawyer's all 'I'm not trying to impress you!' and Hurley's all 'That's all you know how to do -- now shut up and give me whataver I want!' One day, after a few more interaction I may have to write a story ' Sawyer and The Fat Man.'

I bet Sawyer knew Hurley was Hugo Reyes. Ha!

2. Only a seriously manly man could pull off those ultra-fem sunglasses and still make me think damn. Rock on, Sawyer.

3. The Charlie/Claire is too cloyingly sweet and annoys me. Kill her all ready.

4. Jack, Kate doesn't want you. Stop letting her lead you around by the cojones.

5. OMG, didn't the Psychic look like Sark in about thirty years? Tell me I'm not the only one who saw that.

6. Where was Jin/Sun/Walt?

6. Let's do the ETHAN ROM anagram game for kicks, shall we?

THAN ROME
ME OR THAN
RAN MOTH
THE ROMAN
THE MORAN
HEAT MORN
TEAR HORN
NORTH ARE
MORE THAN
MAN ROETH
THORN ARE
NORM HEAT
NORM HATE
HATE MORN

Hmmm. What else, kids?

Also, I had a dream last night where Paul Gross was pimping stuff to me and my mates, a la QVC, but he was standing next to me the entire time and at one point he pulled up his shirt to show me his stomach (like checking the teeth on a horse before you buy it), and he had abs like Tom Welling. Not a bad dream.

Also, last week, I dreamt that Wolverine was a Grim Reaper, a la Death Like Me. Yeah, I smoke the quality crack. I just had to share that.

Comments

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

AN MOTHER :)

Claire's baby has two mommies. It IS kinda gross.

Also: (channels serialkarma) HUGO REYES FOR Mayor! Piggy's got the conch!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Or -- A.N. Mother

Another. New. Mother.
A. New. Mother

Dude, Piggy totally has the Conch. Also, I now realize now that slash has been in my life *forever*. I remember watching Lord of the Flies --(note to self, write Hurley-fic entitled Lord of the Flies) -- anyway, where was I? Right, so, slash in LotF. It's totally there. I have this vague memory of being 13/14 and thinking Jack and Ralph... Jack & Ralph... Jack/Ralph. Of course a the time I had no idea what this thing was, I prolly just got waylaid by the newer adapatation with Balthazaar Getty o_O

[ann-tara.livejournal.com]

OMG, who loves Hurley? We love Hurley!

There's a big ol' catfight a'brewing as to who gets Hurley as a boyfriend. He's da bomb! ;D

And yes, only Sawyer can pull off the femmy sunglasses look with his masculinity intact.

As for Claire, I'm predicting death in her near future, leaving her demon spawn to be raised by the island's inhabitants - and if the show stays on the air long enough, it will become the Big Bad ala Damian from The Omen in very short order. *eep*

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

Dude, the kiddie will grow overnight. Watch ;)

Or the dog will eat it.

[ann-tara.livejournal.com]

Dude, the kiddie will grow overnight. Watch ;)

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking too. *snerk* ;)

Or the dog will eat it.

Or *it* will eat the poor dog. I'm telling ya, that thing in Claire's belly is BAD NEWS.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

It's teh Devol! If she names the kid Damien I will die. Die laughing that is.

[nysha63.livejournal.com]

OTHER MAN?

Hurley is so cool.

[gypsyjolie.livejournal.com]

oooh, OTHER MAN. good one.

Also, Rom is often used as short for Romany, as in Gypsy. Who also are supposedly wont to steal other people's children.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

One day, after a few more interaction I may have to write a story ' Sawyer and The Fat Man.'

I was totally going to tell you you had write me a Hurley & Sawyer fic sometime.

ETHAN ROM

Are we sure that's how he spells his name? What if it's Rohm? Rahm? I have no idea. For a second I thought he'd said "Ethan Frome" and I would have had to break my tv for ever letting that particular combination of names through its speakers.

HORN MATE
HORN TEAM
HORN MEAT

i am twelve.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

HORN MEAT


Clearly somebody has 'horn meat' on the brain. We need porn. Where is the porn. I have had no porn all week. Tis v v sad.

[gypsyjolie.livejournal.com]

doesn't Hurley say "Rom? Like R o m?" when he's writing it down? Or perhaps I am making that up in my head.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Yeah, he said that, which is how I got the spelling.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Ah, okay. I totally missed that then.

[thepouncer.livejournal.com]

HATE MORN

Obviously, Ethan was exposed to pirated Deep Space Nine broadcasts as a child, and was scarred by the muteness of Morn.

I predict a catfight over Hurley. I'll be there with teeth and claws bared.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Maybe he's just not a morning person? I can identify with that.

[thepouncer.livejournal.com]

OMG. I can so totally sympathize with hating morning too.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Word.

[plumsnickety.livejournal.com]

Obviously, Ethan was exposed to pirated Deep Space Nine broadcasts as a child, and was scarred by the muteness of Morn.

Gah, wasn't everyone?

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Now I'll have something to laugh at if (and mostly when) Claire dies. It may me teribly sad and tragic, but I'll be able to smile knowing that somewhere you are doing a little Hurley jig of happiness knowing that Claire and Charlie show is over forever.

I really don't know why I find them so cute. I normally hate relationships like that. I think a lof of it is the actors. And though I do think they're cute, I'll take Hurley/Charlie (or Hurley/Sayer) over Charlie/Claire anyday.

The psychic creeped me out! I had a bad experience with a palm reader once who got freaked out my a reading he did for me and since then I refuse to have anything to do with any type of readings.

And let me know when I should start whining for Sawyer and the Fat Man. I'll start practicing...

Please???

Are you writing yet?

Now? Are you writing now?

How 'bout now?

Please?

Pretty Please?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Pleae let her die, I cannot take all the mooshy, gooshy, stuff -- or all the stories its producing. Where's the slash & gen stuff people?! GAH! I don't hate all het. I'd love some Sun/Michael or hey even some good Kate/Sayid, but Claire, she just annoys me so bad it makes the baby hackthis cry. Take her away Ethan Rom! Please! As for Sawyer and the Fat Man, I have to think on a good line for that. I will get back to you, yis, because the way I see it, Sawyer normally uses his mojo to get him what he wants, but Hurley is totally impervious, so Sawyer has to like deal with him.

[1001cranes.livejournal.com]

Maybe Sawyer and Hurley could talk Star Wars. Sawyer seems like a Star Wars kind of guy for some reason. *ponders, and then steals your icon. While smiling*

*watches sparky77 and commences to poke you for fic while she whines*

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

I think Claire and Charlie could go in interesting directions. I really did like the fact that she accused him of liking her just because he wants to save the pregnant girl because I do think Charlie might feel the need to prove his goodness to world and I also like the fact that we've seen Charlie reborn and there's interesting Virgin Mary stuff going on with Claire, but I don't think they're really ever going to explore that stuff in depth on the show and I've been avoiding the fic, but I doubt it's being explored there. And this is all a very long winded way of saying that though I do like Charlie/Claire, I could happily do without especially since it's looks like they're going to start giving Sawyer and Sayid scenes together again because I'll take tortured eye fucks over schmoopy eyes any day.

[chicklet-girl.livejournal.com]

THE MORAN

Oh my God! He's Margaret Cho in disguise! "MOHHHHH-RAAAANNNN!"

I heart the sunglasses. And the whole scene that followed them, even "Stay-Puft," which Sawyer makes almost an endearment.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

That is such a term of endearment. Sawyer and Hurley, the Tag-Team of Snark and StraightShooting. Yis :)