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My first thoughts on last night's Lost: o_O

My second thoughts on last night's Lost: OMGWTFBBQ!

My rational thoughts on last night's Lost:

+ OMG, pee on my foot, bitch! Who loves Hurley? I love Hurley.

+ Jin? Totally speaks English. Ah the sekrits we keep from our loved ones.

+ Locke. Crazy ass mofo, but I called the paternal thing, didn't I? He wants to make his children bigger and better, but that must've been a hardcore hallucinogenic. Seriously. Thoughts on what was in that bad boy?

+ Sun? Without a doubt, the coolest chick on the island.

+ Shannon. Without a doubt the most devious chick on the island. I thought that honor went to Kate, but yeah, no, Shannon is one manipulative bitch. The kind of blackmail material she got by fucking Boone? Man, she'll never have to deal with anybody else but the cash cow from now on. Can you imagine if Ms Martha Stewart had ever found out? Now there's a story right there folks. I mean apart from the one with JJ smoking up all the crack in the warehouse, no wonder I can't afford it anymore. I've always known he was bonkers, but now, he's just certifiable.

+ Did you lot know that Sir JJ (that's what I'm calling him now. It's a designation of how much he rocks). Anyway, he's developing a pilot called Pros and Cons about five cons who go to work for the government. *rubs hands* How exciting.

+ Oh, what? You want to talk about the incest on TV. Yeah, there's just too much incest on TV these days, you know, since JJ MADE SOME. Oh, bless his dyfunctional little heart, who wants to take Lost to F/X and make it Nip/Tuck Jr.?

+ Did I mention that Boone is ALL fucked up? Oh, I must write this. This boy has never had a functional relationship ever, because he's always wanted people who want others. He gets it from his sister.

+ Alias? Meh. WHERE IS SARK, BITCH! ::sulks::

Wait. I tale it back, Alias had one brilliant moment--> The one where Marshall told Vaughn to STFU! That was fucking brilliant. I heart Alpha!Marshall.

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PEE ON MY FOOT!

Dude, that my new favoritest saying ever.

I thought it would be the second he said it <3

VOTE HUGO REYES FOR MAYOR!
HE'LL LET YOU PEE ON HIS FOOT!

Seriously, that's my new fuck you thing. You don't like it? Man, pee on my foot!

Alias? Meh. WHERE IS SARK, BITCH! ::sulks::

Wow. That's the basically the same thing my roommate said.

Me too! I want Sark like I want Boone to get with Charlie, which is a lot!

Word to your roommate.

+ Jin? Totally speaks English. Ah the sekrits we keep from our loved ones.

omg - TOTALLY. Last night was the first night that I totally, firmly believed this.

And yeah. I came away from last nights ep with a whole lot more feeling for Shannon in the way of the "omg - she is SUCH A BITCH I think I kinda LOVE THAT" way.

Boone?
Fucked.
Up.

You?
Need to write that. Yis. Yis you do.

God I love that rubberband commercial.

PEE ON MY FOOT.

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Dude, pee on my FOOT!

I just like typing that, I confess, because really, when in your life do you get to type that?

who wants to take Lost to F/X and make it Nip/Tuck Jr.?

O_O

BRILLIANT!

I would weep from happiness if they did that.

i think Hurley was a closet Friends fan.

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from the second Boone heard Shannon scream i knew it was a hallucination... i'm not pleased with that. i don't like being able to predict things, i wanna be blown away with shock.

as for new JJ shows, i'm not going there, ever again. i will love him forever for Felicity, but that's the extent of my worship. i loved Alias when it started, but last year sucked and i'm not watching this year (saw the pilot, nearly died from boredom and watched about 2 minutes last night - the acting is so god awful) and i'm loving Lost, but every week i just keep waiting for it to start sucking. when (cause i know it's going to happen, i have no faith in him anymore) Lost turns to crap, JJ will have "lost" me forever.

The one where Marshall told Vaughn to STFU! That was fucking brilliant. I heart Alpha!Marshall.

...fuck.

I don't watch Alias but it happened to be on last night, and I saw that, and now I'm having thoughts...

It was the best. Vaughn should be told to STFU every episode!

Also, Weiss should get to snark all over Vaughn in every episode.

Pros and Cons

GROAN. :D

I will forgive the title if the casting is hot. I am shallow. I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Did I mention that Boone is ALL fucked up? Oh, I must write this.

I heartily concur.

Seriously, I didn't see the incestuous thing until, you know, it was friggin canon, now though? Open season!

I know. And they gave us free angst!

I'm still on the John/Boone train. Just 'cause John's kinda old doesn't mean he's still not hot and sexy, in an old kind of way. Note that lovely, lovely JJ gave us a way of being able to be into both Shannon/Boone and John/Boone. Because if last night made anything explicit, it's that Boone's secretly all about being somebody's bitch.

The Jack/Boone OTPer in me, though, was really pleased about Jack interrogating Locke about "Where's Boone? You two seem to have been joined at the hip for the last week." Heh.

I can't wait to see this ep as I've heard SO much about it since it aired last night. But yes, JJ smokes some good crack and Boone is so messed up he makes the perfect boyfriend for Jack! ;)

I was so blind-sided by the crack I can't even see the gay right now.

+ Jin? Totally speaks English. Ah the sekrits we keep from our loved ones.

Actually, the fact that Jin knows the word "No" isn't necessarily an indication that he speaks English. Most Koreans know words like no, stop, byebye, thank you, etc.

I'm thinking he doens't really speak English beyond that, because he didn't react to Hurley saying "Your wife is hot."

However, the Boone!fic needs to happen. Pleeease?

I am actually now thinking on Boone/Locke, Boone/Shannon, Boone/Jack fic. Yes. Boone, dear Boone. ::cackles madly:: I didn't care much for him before, but now? Oh, yis.

I maybe have a slut!Boone kink. *lusts after your proposed fic*

The kind of blackmail material she got by fucking Boone? Man, she'll never have to deal with anybody else but the cash cow from now on. Can you imagine if Ms Martha Stewart had ever found out?

I thought that too, but then again, would anyone believe her? Shannon is the fuck up. She said "Tell your mom you rescued me, again." So if it ever did get back to Mama Boone, I have the feeling Shannon would come out the worst, not Boone. Especially if it's true that Shannon was cut off from the family money. Boone could say she was lying to save her ass, and Boone's mom might not really believe it but she might pretend she did. Easier to maintain that fiction and cut Shannon off from the family completely.

You know, the amount of thought I've given this might be justified if there was any chance we'd ever see that particular confrontation.

You know, the amount of thought I've given this might be justified if there was any chance we'd ever see that particular confrontation.

As fans it's important for us to explore the 'What If' of every situation. It's why we write/do art/meta. Yes. ;)

Best Lost post yet. And word on Alias. I. Want. Sark.

I really really laugh at that Office Max commercial with the rubberband ball.

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