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hackthis_archive) wrote2005-01-13 08:18 am
hackthis_archive) wrote2005-01-13 08:18 am
I really really laugh at that Office Max commercial with the rubberband ball.
My first thoughts on last night's Lost: o_O
My second thoughts on last night's Lost: OMGWTFBBQ!
My rational thoughts on last night's Lost:
+ OMG, pee on my foot, bitch! Who loves Hurley? I love Hurley.
+ Jin? Totally speaks English. Ah the sekrits we keep from our loved ones.
+ Locke. Crazy ass mofo, but I called the paternal thing, didn't I? He wants to make his children bigger and better, but that must've been a hardcore hallucinogenic. Seriously. Thoughts on what was in that bad boy?
+ Sun? Without a doubt, the coolest chick on the island.
+ Shannon. Without a doubt the most devious chick on the island. I thought that honor went to Kate, but yeah, no, Shannon is one manipulative bitch. The kind of blackmail material she got by fucking Boone? Man, she'll never have to deal with anybody else but the cash cow from now on. Can you imagine if Ms Martha Stewart had ever found out? Now there's a story right there folks. I mean apart from the one with JJ smoking up all the crack in the warehouse, no wonder I can't afford it anymore. I've always known he was bonkers, but now, he's just certifiable.
+ Did you lot know that Sir JJ (that's what I'm calling him now. It's a designation of how much he rocks). Anyway, he's developing a pilot called Pros and Cons about five cons who go to work for the government. *rubs hands* How exciting.
+ Oh, what? You want to talk about the incest on TV. Yeah, there's just too much incest on TV these days, you know, since JJ MADE SOME. Oh, bless his dyfunctional little heart, who wants to take Lost to F/X and make it Nip/Tuck Jr.?
+ Did I mention that Boone is ALL fucked up? Oh, I must write this. This boy has never had a functional relationship ever, because he's always wanted people who want others. He gets it from his sister.
+ Alias? Meh. WHERE IS SARK, BITCH! ::sulks::
Wait. I tale it back, Alias had one brilliant moment--> The one where Marshall told Vaughn to STFU! That was fucking brilliant. I heart Alpha!Marshall.
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My second thoughts on last night's Lost: OMGWTFBBQ!
My rational thoughts on last night's Lost:
+ OMG, pee on my foot, bitch! Who loves Hurley? I love Hurley.
+ Jin? Totally speaks English. Ah the sekrits we keep from our loved ones.
+ Locke. Crazy ass mofo, but I called the paternal thing, didn't I? He wants to make his children bigger and better, but that must've been a hardcore hallucinogenic. Seriously. Thoughts on what was in that bad boy?
+ Sun? Without a doubt, the coolest chick on the island.
+ Shannon. Without a doubt the most devious chick on the island. I thought that honor went to Kate, but yeah, no, Shannon is one manipulative bitch. The kind of blackmail material she got by fucking Boone? Man, she'll never have to deal with anybody else but the cash cow from now on. Can you imagine if Ms Martha Stewart had ever found out? Now there's a story right there folks. I mean apart from the one with JJ smoking up all the crack in the warehouse, no wonder I can't afford it anymore. I've always known he was bonkers, but now, he's just certifiable.
+ Did you lot know that Sir JJ (that's what I'm calling him now. It's a designation of how much he rocks). Anyway, he's developing a pilot called Pros and Cons about five cons who go to work for the government. *rubs hands* How exciting.
+ Oh, what? You want to talk about the incest on TV. Yeah, there's just too much incest on TV these days, you know, since JJ MADE SOME. Oh, bless his dyfunctional little heart, who wants to take Lost to F/X and make it Nip/Tuck Jr.?
+ Did I mention that Boone is ALL fucked up? Oh, I must write this. This boy has never had a functional relationship ever, because he's always wanted people who want others. He gets it from his sister.
+ Alias? Meh. WHERE IS SARK, BITCH! ::sulks::
Wait. I tale it back, Alias had one brilliant moment--> The one where Marshall told Vaughn to STFU! That was fucking brilliant. I heart Alpha!Marshall.
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I thought that too, but then again, would anyone believe her? Shannon is the fuck up. She said "Tell your mom you rescued me, again." So if it ever did get back to Mama Boone, I have the feeling Shannon would come out the worst, not Boone. Especially if it's true that Shannon was cut off from the family money. Boone could say she was lying to save her ass, and Boone's mom might not really believe it but she might pretend she did. Easier to maintain that fiction and cut Shannon off from the family completely.
You know, the amount of thought I've given this might be justified if there was any chance we'd ever see that particular confrontation.
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As fans it's important for us to explore the 'What If' of every situation. It's why we write/do art/meta. Yes. ;)