Functional queries

[hackthis_archive]

1. How do I tab an entry, i.e. shift the margins for a certain block of text?

2. How do I change the colour of the text?

3. How am I suppose to wait until May 1 for a new episode of Lost? Excuse me, I must go spork the scheduling executives at ABC.

4. FYI: I'm having circe_tigana smote for finding Hugh Dancy and Orlando Bloom interchangable. Orlando Bloom couldn't act his way out of a paper bag! And he's not pretty either; he's almost as creepy looking as the Wombat, my god. A pox! I am a proud member of The Orlando Bloom Feh! Club since 2002, so don't roll up and act like he's got talent or is hot or whatever. I like my men to be men and my women to be women, not somewhere in between. As kattiya has heard me rant vociferiously on many occasions, I'm not into androgeny or femme boys.*


*Unless your name is Rosario Dawson, Cate Blanchett, Ryan Gosling, Eddie Izzard or Guy Garvey. Then you can do whatever the hell you want.

Comments

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmm. ::draws wand and assumes duelling stance::

Wait. ::eyes you::

Is Monday a good day?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*chuckles*

I was wondering when this was going to come up, because while you have your wand, I have my wand and Blaise's wand and three completed Chapters of Trade on my side (only one more to do). So you know, you've gotta ask yourself -- do you feel lucky?

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

::narrows eyes::

I think you underestimate my proficiency with Imperio.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Imperio doesn't tend to work on me, but I'm always a big fan of the Briberius.

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

I am rather good with Briberius too, though I'm not entirely certain, Slytherin, when this conversation turned from me smiting you to me being your desperate minion. You're GOOD.

::eyes Blaise and Trade and licks lips::

[mikhale.livejournal.com]

You're GOOD.

Was there any doubt that she was good?

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

Well, yes. Because I rather suspect part of the reason she's so good is because I'm so easy.

[mikhale.livejournal.com]

You're not easy, darling. It's just that anyone who's presented with "Trade" is bound to abandon all semblance of pride and restraint.

...

Yeah, she's that good.