Functional queries

[hackthis_archive]

1. How do I tab an entry, i.e. shift the margins for a certain block of text?

2. How do I change the colour of the text?

3. How am I suppose to wait until May 1 for a new episode of Lost? Excuse me, I must go spork the scheduling executives at ABC.

4. FYI: I'm having circe_tigana smote for finding Hugh Dancy and Orlando Bloom interchangable. Orlando Bloom couldn't act his way out of a paper bag! And he's not pretty either; he's almost as creepy looking as the Wombat, my god. A pox! I am a proud member of The Orlando Bloom Feh! Club since 2002, so don't roll up and act like he's got talent or is hot or whatever. I like my men to be men and my women to be women, not somewhere in between. As kattiya has heard me rant vociferiously on many occasions, I'm not into androgeny or femme boys.*


*Unless your name is Rosario Dawson, Cate Blanchett, Ryan Gosling, Eddie Izzard or Guy Garvey. Then you can do whatever the hell you want.

Comments

[callmesandy.livejournal.com]

You can use [block quote] [/block quote] which gives you something like:

la, la, I am indented text!!

Is that what you were thinking of?

[callmesandy.livejournal.com]

Or it would, if I could do it right. Sorry.

It's all one word, not two like I did.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Yay! Thank so much, k!

[callmesandy.livejournal.com]

That is one beautiful Sark icon. Like, whoa. And I'm so glad it helped!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I got it from pimpicons -- the best icon comm around for multi-fannish stuff.

[viverra-libro.livejournal.com]

You're having someone smote? Cool! Will that work on my boss, do you think? I'd make charity donations and everything!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I do all my smiting myself; I've found outside contractors very unreliabl, and you know what they say: If you want something done, hire a Slytherin.

[djin7.livejournal.com]

Check out this community:

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You will find all your answers there!

Cheers!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Ah, thank you so much!

[sodamnquirky.livejournal.com]

Orlando Bloom couldn't act his way out of a paper bag! And he's not pretty either; he's almost as creepy looking as the Wombat, my god. A pox! I am a proud member of The Orlando Bloom Feh! Club since 2002, so don't roll up and act like he's got talent or is hot or whatever.

If I didn't love you before... I want your hand in marriage now. Or your babies, whatever.

[sodamnquirky.livejournal.com]

also [font color="#000000"] [/font] to change the color.

[paradise-city.livejournal.com]

Ryan Gosling constitutes a femme boy?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Um, no. That astrisk was including the last two sentences, not just the last phrase.

[ravurian]

Yeah. Orlando Bloom: meh. I can't even see the prettiness.

And dear oh dear, I just found some screencaps of Ella Enchanted - Hugh Dancy doing a song and dance routine? I've never seen anyone look more awkward on a fairytale dancefloor in my life.

Today is for concentrated working, not photoshop. Yes.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I just found some screencaps of Ella Enchanted - Hugh Dancy doing a song and dance routine? I've never seen anyone look more awkward on a fairytale dancefloor in my life.

*snicker* Yes, well. Harry never struck me as a great threat to Baryshnikov.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

See Zahra throw a wobbler!

heeee

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

1. You are not helping the situation.

2. This is not a wobbler; it is a strongly stated opinion.

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

No smiting your Circe! Or she will be forced to smite back!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

BRING IT ON!

::cracks knuckles::

::bounces around::

I got this!

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

Hmmmmm. ::draws wand and assumes duelling stance::

Wait. ::eyes you::

Is Monday a good day?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*chuckles*

I was wondering when this was going to come up, because while you have your wand, I have my wand and Blaise's wand and three completed Chapters of Trade on my side (only one more to do). So you know, you've gotta ask yourself -- do you feel lucky?

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

::narrows eyes::

I think you underestimate my proficiency with Imperio.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Imperio doesn't tend to work on me, but I'm always a big fan of the Briberius.

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

I am rather good with Briberius too, though I'm not entirely certain, Slytherin, when this conversation turned from me smiting you to me being your desperate minion. You're GOOD.

::eyes Blaise and Trade and licks lips::

[mikhale.livejournal.com]

You're GOOD.

Was there any doubt that she was good?

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

Well, yes. Because I rather suspect part of the reason she's so good is because I'm so easy.

[mikhale.livejournal.com]

You're not easy, darling. It's just that anyone who's presented with "Trade" is bound to abandon all semblance of pride and restraint.

...

Yeah, she's that good.

[mikhale.livejournal.com]

Circe, darling, continuous reading of Zahra's porn might blur your vision and degenerate your eyesight. This is to be expected. Have your eyes checked out by a certified eye doctor.

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

LOL! We should test this theory. Zahra should post more porn immediately. For research purposes and posterity.

[mikhale.livejournal.com]

Zahra, darling, you heard Circe. Please post more porn. We direly need it for scientific advancement.

And to think, that if you wrote porn, you would actually be contributing to the medical world.

*de-lurks* ^^

[marumae.livejournal.com]

I've been lurking your journal since I found it through Circe, I friended you (I believe) just so you know ^_^.

3. How am I suppose to wait until May 1 for a new episode of Lost? Excuse me, I must go spork the scheduling executives at ABC.

*gets her torch and pick and joins you* I agree, after an ending like that how the HELL ARE we supposed to just wait for new episodes NEXT FREAKING MONTH?

I will admit I am looking forward to seeing "Kingdom of Heaven" with Orlando in it. He appears to have "beefed up" for his role. But honestly the main reasons I desperately want to see it are.

A.) The Crusades (Battles? The Middle East? Mideval Times? I'm all for it!)

B.) David Thewlis

C.) Liam Neeson

D.) David Thewlis AND Liam Neeson

E.) Edward Norton.

That and I suppose I find myself inexorably attracted to Orlando because he bears a passable resemblance (http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/kingdom_of_heaven/orlando_bloom/kingdom1.jpg) to the Prince of Peresia (http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/2003/news/06/27/pop/sandsoftime_screen006.jpg), who still owns a part of my soul. ♥