Functional queries

[hackthis_archive]

1. How do I tab an entry, i.e. shift the margins for a certain block of text?

2. How do I change the colour of the text?

3. How am I suppose to wait until May 1 for a new episode of Lost? Excuse me, I must go spork the scheduling executives at ABC.

4. FYI: I'm having circe_tigana smote for finding Hugh Dancy and Orlando Bloom interchangable. Orlando Bloom couldn't act his way out of a paper bag! And he's not pretty either; he's almost as creepy looking as the Wombat, my god. A pox! I am a proud member of The Orlando Bloom Feh! Club since 2002, so don't roll up and act like he's got talent or is hot or whatever. I like my men to be men and my women to be women, not somewhere in between. As kattiya has heard me rant vociferiously on many occasions, I'm not into androgeny or femme boys.*


*Unless your name is Rosario Dawson, Cate Blanchett, Ryan Gosling, Eddie Izzard or Guy Garvey. Then you can do whatever the hell you want.

Comments

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

LOL! We should test this theory. Zahra should post more porn immediately. For research purposes and posterity.

[mikhale.livejournal.com]

Zahra, darling, you heard Circe. Please post more porn. We direly need it for scientific advancement.

And to think, that if you wrote porn, you would actually be contributing to the medical world.