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Oh, you give a fuckin' asprin a headache.

I've had caffeine. I'm a bit manic. Please remove all ankle-bitters, coffin-dodgers and easily offended people from the immediate vicinity. Right.

a) I know things are bad when I've been reduced to reading H/D for my reading stimulation. What the fuck, people?! Hook me up! Where are the reccs and the porn and the stories?! I admit I was out of circulation for a while cos I was otherwise occupied, but damn! What's a girl gotta do to get you people to write some shit?

ethrosdemon and I are firm advocates of the If You Want to See it, Write it Your Damn Self School but I can't generate that much. I'll be writing myself obviously once my brain comes back on line and my finger's healed, but still, c'mon. Shit. I get my inspiration from you lot and you're not being very inspiring right now.

2) Go read

pandarus Cairo Sunset. It's Bill/Severus with Severus/Lucius and post-war business and you know you want to, because you know and I know that

pandarus' writing is the shit. Don't fake and pretend you don't want to read it either. I know you people!

3) After many moons and much difficulty, I finally have seen Layer Cake. Sweet Jesus almighty, I need to have Daniel Craig's babies. All of them. A hot man, with crazy blue eyes and a body to lick for days doing the gangster as James Bond thing without being all over the top. His body was like... there are no words. The hottest most amazingly built thing that I've seen in ages (cars included!) And the clothes. Oh my god, the clothes! Ozwald! Tom! His bum in those jeans! It was like one long orgasm. It was like watching Trade! Except with drugs instead of brothels, and no gay sex, but still. Violence! And clothes! And mad anxiety! It was like Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels but better, unless you didn't like Lock, Stock in which case whatever, don't talk to me. Anyroad, Daniel Craig is too hot to be James Bond (he's rumoured to be the new 007). The screen would melt. Seriously, run, go, scarper and see this either at the cinema or on DVD.* Matthew Vaughn you are almost forgiven for your asshat casting.

It had Sienna Miller too, sadly, but nothing is perfect, and she was hardly a blip. Thank the gods.

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Daniel Craig is a god!! I have been obsessed over him for ages lol.. He was soo gorgeous in layer cake *drools and swoons off in a trance*

Just thought I'd say that;)

I just saw a picture of Daniel Craig in Empire for the first time yesterday, and I thought he looked like that guy from Due South you guys love.

Dude I will try and rec you something - what do you feel like reading? What do you like?

I saw Layer Cake in a preview showing and raved about it here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/shayheyred/69146.html?nc=2). I thought both the movie and Daniel Craig were fantastic, and now I am on a one-woman quest to see more of him.

These recs will be a bit old but hopefully you won't have read them. And also, I have no idea what you like. So it's pretty much a crap shoot :)

The Chosen (http://www.livejournal.com/users/allecto/421688.html) by

allecto: I niffled this fic last term. It's amazing. Crabbe/Harry, but don't let the pairing freak you out. Summary: Vincent learned that at an early age, learned that numbers were the only things that didn't lie. Mothers lied, and fathers home from Azkaban, they lied a lot, and friends certainly lied. Numbers, though. Numbers never called him names, or sold him out to tall, cold men. Numbers were exactly what they claimed to be, and rather than manipulate him, Vincent could manipulate them. Numbers were cold, hard fact.

Full Circle (http://www.livejournal.com/users/xylodemon/224446.html?#cutid1) by

xylodemon: Harry/Draco, Draco/Ron, Harry/Draco/Ron/Hermione. Um, yeah. And here's what I said about it: It's probably the hottest thing I've read in months and months including that ridiculously hot Remus/Sirius/Motorbike piece from last week. And it's got a plot too. A very psychological piece with just the right amount of hints at a backstory, characters that are in character and yet J still somehow has me believing that this pairing--er, foursome--could actually work. Also contains the best Ron/Draco scene I've read in a long time, just the right amount of anger-turned-sex to make it seem realistic.

Pretty in Pink (http://www.livejournal.com/community/pornish_pixies/288839.html?#cutid1) by

anise_anise: H/D. Harry and Draco dress up in frilly girl's night clothes and there is lots of rimming.

Better than Lock Stock????

Have you read Home is the Place Where (http://narrowstreets.net/fic/home.html) by Kyra Cullinan?

My favorite HP gen fic at the moment. Summary: Petunia and Harry at the end of the world.

pwp or full length? Kink or no? Wip or no? You want recs? i got your recs.

It was like watching Trade!

As if I didn't want to see it enough already!

It was like Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels but better,

Well, that makes up my mind for me, then. I'm there tomorrow. :)

Oh yeah, Daniel Craig. mmmhmmm.

I need to have Daniel Craig's babies. All of them. A hot man, with crazy blue eyes and a body to lick for days

You must see The Mother. Half naked just about the entire time. The movie's pretty much about how gorgeous he is. So lovely seeing the Daniel Craig love spread.

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