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On behalf of all those who are not getting an permanent account today, whether it's because you're broke, or you wanted those new shoes more, or your fairygodperson was like 'yeah, no', or you were just like '$150! Are you taking the piss?' -- I'd like to offer my heart-felt solidarity. I feel you! I think we all deserve some porn or something.

Someone should get on that.

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It was pretty much a choice between sailing lessons and LJ and I love LJ, but you know, sailing lessons!

And it's not porn, but it's all I've got right now:

"Danny?"

"Yes, Rusty?"

"Why exactly did you think this would be a good idea?"

"I don't know, Rusty. Why DID I think would be a good idea?"

"That's what I'm asking."

"Well, then, there you go."

"Danny?"

"Yes?"

"You didn't answer my question."

"Yeah, but that was pretty smooth wasn't it?"

"No, it wasn't."

"What was your question, again?"

"What I wanted to know, Danny, was why you thought this was a good idea?"

"You know, you sound like Tess when you bitch."

"I'm calling Linus."

"You are not calling Linus."

"I'm calling Linus right now."

"What? I hurt your feeling and now you need to call Linus."

"I'm calling Linus because I want to go home and we need someone to pick the locks."

"That brings up an interesting point. How exactly are you going to call him with your hand's cuffed like that, Rusty?"

"Watch me."

"I don't know what you're so upset about? This isn't as bad as that time..."

"Yes, it is."

"You don't even know what time I'm talking about it."

"The time with the scorpions and the fig leaf and the locked safe. That was funny. This is just embarrassing."

"I still want to know how you're going to even get your phone out of your pocket, Rusty. With the way your hands are tied and the fact that your pants are all the... Wow! When did you get so flexible?"

"I've always been this flexible. You've just never paid attention."

"Don't be ridiculous, Rusty. I always pay attention."

"Fine. You always pay attention."

"I do. And you still need to dial the numbers. What are you going to do, use your tongue?"

"Yes."

"Five bucks says you dial the wrong number on your first try."

"Five bucks says I dial it right, Linus comes get me, we take all your clothes and leave you here naked."

"I really feel like you're overreacting to the situation."

"You're not even going to apologize, are you? You'd rather I left you here naked than apologize to me."

"I could pick the lock on your handcuffs."

"Your handcuffed too! And when was the last time you picked a lock?"

"Doesn't matter. I can still do it."

"If you can still pick locks, why the hell did you let me contort myself into impossible positions so that I could get my phone?"

"I was bored. It was funny."

"You have thirty seconds to get these handcuffs off of me."

"I didn't say I could do it fast, just that I could do it."

"30... 29... 28... 27..."

"Fine. Hold still."

"Ow!"

"I said hold still!"

"You have five seconds left. 3... 2... Thank god!"

"I told you I could still do it."

"Yeah, that was quite an innovative use of your mouth there. I don't think I'll ever be the same."

"Rusty, I just freed you. The courteous thing is for you to now free me."

"Yes, that would be the courteous thing for me to do. Or I could call Linus. I think he still owes you for that time in..."

"No, that's you he owes, Rusty."

"Oh. Right. I could just leave here."

"You could. Though it occurs to me that there's another option if you insist on leaving me tied up."

"You planned this whole thing just so you could get kinky sex!"

"You just figured that out?"

"You could have just asked, Danny!"

"That wouldn't have been nearly as much fun."

"I could still just leave you here."

"But your not."

"I should."

"But your not.

"Fine, I'm not. I can still call Linus."

"If you insist."

"You are so repulsive when you're smug."

"Would you just get over yourself and fuck me, Rusty."

"This is the last time I'm letting you trick me into this."

"That's what you've said the last 6 times."

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*loves* *adores*

You are fucking fantastic. What account? Let's go sailing!