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[hackthis_archive]

On behalf of all those who are not getting an permanent account today, whether it's because you're broke, or you wanted those new shoes more, or your fairygodperson was like 'yeah, no', or you were just like '$150! Are you taking the piss?' -- I'd like to offer my heart-felt solidarity. I feel you! I think we all deserve some porn or something.

Someone should get on that.

Comments

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Word!

To, uh, all of that. heh.

T-minus 38 minuts and counting until I can get out of here and go drink. Oy vey.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I knew it was bad when I got comments from everybody else but you on your story. I send you good vibes and a spare liver. Have a shot or three on me.

[estrella30.livejournal.com]

you were just like '$150! Are you taking the piss?'

LOL! That was so me! I was like, oh, hey, permanent account, maybe I'll--

OMFG A HUNDRED AND FIFTY BUCKS ARE THEY HIGH??

*g*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I just stared... and then I went back to reading porn.

[runpunkrun]

Yeah, yeah, where's our porn?

Actually, I have some porn here, but it needs, I dunno, a wax job or something before I post it.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I got mine! Where's yours? ::looks for Punk's porn:: That totally sounds like the name of a sex shop.

[dorrie6.livejournal.com]

We do. We really do.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Word.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Even if that means having nothing, but really $150? Crack'n'a half?

Tell me, because I am dying to know, how does one get half-a-crack? :D

[mizbean.livejournal.com]

Hee! I'm taking my $150 and going shoe shopping tomorrow. Nordstrom owns me.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

That's what I'm talking about. That's a real investment!

[fivil.livejournal.com]

I second that.

[poopins.livejournal.com]

It's no paid account, and it's not total porn but this video hurr (http://s5.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0NYHVMIDA8JMF0D8AZC4ZNX4FW) never fails to make me alternately sob and laugh at the same time. The music and the pairing. Haha :'(

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Fucking priceless.

[plumtastic.livejournal.com]

Word. *twirls in solidarity*

100 icons? I cringe if I go above 35; too much with the scrolly man, and I've got a short attention span.

[andi-sunrider.livejournal.com]

I agree. I've had the same icons since I finally figured out how to upload the suckers. I'm still easily amused by the two non-default icons, since I can probably count on my fingers and toes the number of times that I've actually remembered to switch from default when posting....

[nifra-idril.livejournal.com]

I go to gas stations with pennies and quarters and dump them on the countertop and say, "What can I get for this many?" so 150 for a permanent account? Yeah, not so much. Oh, porn, though. Somebody truly does need to get writing that.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I got porn, did you bring cookies?

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

::sit-in protest in your journal::

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

are you protesting the $150 or the lack of porn, or what? A vague demonstration is nobody's friend!

[teaphile.livejournal.com]

Hmm... yeah.

I think the people with permanent accounts should be the ones writing us the porn. That goes double for the people who had permanent accounts bestowed upon them

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Hell, yeah!

[obsessedmuch.livejournal.com]

I'm with you, girl. My reaction to the price tag was: "Are you people INSANE? What the fuck are you on and how much do I have to pay to get THAT monthly?"

However, those that gots the spare pennies - good on them, mazel tov.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Exactly, I'm not hating. If you've got the change, good on you, but for those of us who were like 'pffft', well then. If I had the cash I'd end up buying them for other people, like you and K though.

[gypsyjolie.livejournal.com]

I think they'd have to write me a lot of porn of my choice in order to get me to pay $150... and throw in cake, the new Dan Fogerty CD, and long-haired poolboy as further incentive.

Viva Le Free Account!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I think for $150, I could go buy my own porn and a rent boy. And still have money left over for dinner.

[vic-ramsey.livejournal.com]

$150! Are you taking the piss?

Ha! That was my exact reaction, only I used the phrase 'What kind of crack are you smoking?'

And yes, we do deserve the porn. Free porn.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Word.

[rozza.livejournal.com]

If I'm spending $150 I'd better be getting something a lot better than a permanent account. Try a perm account, free porn, vodka and uhhh a time travel machine so I can go back, convince Chris Martin to tour and perform the new songs before recording them (my argument: Radiohead does it!) so X&Y can be a billion times better than it actually is. I totally believe that if they had played the new ones live first they would have given us something better--more inspired for sure. Almost half of AROBTTH was performed during the first and second NA tours and look how good that album turned out to be.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I have thought about this, since this has been a hot topic for us for like the last two months, and I think that the issue with this album is that Chris is trying to make arena rock. Coldplay are not arena rock. They are club lifestyle music. Okay, I'll take away the lifestyle thing, cos that was just cruel, but they are at their best in small venues, playing their pianos and doing their thing. That is their sound, that is their thing. They don't do arena, and trying to pretend otherwise is just bad.

[torchthisnow.livejournal.com]

Yeah, if I had a 150 dollars to spare, it's going to other shit. Sigh. BUT I WANT ONE ANYWAY. Why do I not have a fairy godmother?

Oooh. Porn. I'm at work and I'm still in screenwriter mode, but if you want to tig me with some shit, I'm up for that. I'm begging in my journal. So. Bored.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

If I had a 150 dollars to spare, it's going to other shit.

Exactly.

[deepsix.livejournal.com]

Wordy mcfucking word! I was like, $150? I don't even have CDN$150, let alone US$150, what with the freaking exchange rate.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*pets* I hear that.

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

It was pretty much a choice between sailing lessons and LJ and I love LJ, but you know, sailing lessons!

And it's not porn, but it's all I've got right now:

"Danny?"

"Yes, Rusty?"

"Why exactly did you think this would be a good idea?"

"I don't know, Rusty. Why DID I think would be a good idea?"

"That's what I'm asking."

"Well, then, there you go."

"Danny?"

"Yes?"

"You didn't answer my question."

"Yeah, but that was pretty smooth wasn't it?"

"No, it wasn't."

"What was your question, again?"

"What I wanted to know, Danny, was why you thought this was a good idea?"

"You know, you sound like Tess when you bitch."

"I'm calling Linus."

"You are not calling Linus."

"I'm calling Linus right now."

"What? I hurt your feeling and now you need to call Linus."

"I'm calling Linus because I want to go home and we need someone to pick the locks."

"That brings up an interesting point. How exactly are you going to call him with your hand's cuffed like that, Rusty?"

"Watch me."

"I don't know what you're so upset about? This isn't as bad as that time..."

"Yes, it is."

"You don't even know what time I'm talking about it."

"The time with the scorpions and the fig leaf and the locked safe. That was funny. This is just embarrassing."

"I still want to know how you're going to even get your phone out of your pocket, Rusty. With the way your hands are tied and the fact that your pants are all the... Wow! When did you get so flexible?"

"I've always been this flexible. You've just never paid attention."

"Don't be ridiculous, Rusty. I always pay attention."

"Fine. You always pay attention."

"I do. And you still need to dial the numbers. What are you going to do, use your tongue?"

"Yes."

"Five bucks says you dial the wrong number on your first try."

"Five bucks says I dial it right, Linus comes get me, we take all your clothes and leave you here naked."

"I really feel like you're overreacting to the situation."

"You're not even going to apologize, are you? You'd rather I left you here naked than apologize to me."

"I could pick the lock on your handcuffs."

"Your handcuffed too! And when was the last time you picked a lock?"

"Doesn't matter. I can still do it."

"If you can still pick locks, why the hell did you let me contort myself into impossible positions so that I could get my phone?"

"I was bored. It was funny."

"You have thirty seconds to get these handcuffs off of me."

"I didn't say I could do it fast, just that I could do it."

"30... 29... 28... 27..."

"Fine. Hold still."

"Ow!"

"I said hold still!"

"You have five seconds left. 3... 2... Thank god!"

"I told you I could still do it."

"Yeah, that was quite an innovative use of your mouth there. I don't think I'll ever be the same."

"Rusty, I just freed you. The courteous thing is for you to now free me."

"Yes, that would be the courteous thing for me to do. Or I could call Linus. I think he still owes you for that time in..."

"No, that's you he owes, Rusty."

"Oh. Right. I could just leave here."

"You could. Though it occurs to me that there's another option if you insist on leaving me tied up."

"You planned this whole thing just so you could get kinky sex!"

"You just figured that out?"

"You could have just asked, Danny!"

"That wouldn't have been nearly as much fun."

"I could still just leave you here."

"But your not."

"I should."

"But your not.

"Fine, I'm not. I can still call Linus."

"If you insist."

"You are so repulsive when you're smug."

"Would you just get over yourself and fuck me, Rusty."

"This is the last time I'm letting you trick me into this."

"That's what you've said the last 6 times."

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*loves* *adores*

You are fucking fantastic. What account? Let's go sailing!

[sam-erotica.livejournal.com]

I agree. Woe is us.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

No, not woe, just like 'oh.'

[burntcopper.livejournal.com]

I'm doing the '$150? Do you know what I could *do* with that much money?' thing. Broke is such a happy state to be in, really it is. Especially when you've just had to renew your domains and virus protection.

[ranalore.livejournal.com]

I just want the 100 icons, which I hear I will be able to get without dishing out the grocery money for it. Which is good, because. 100 icons. Dude, think of all the Ewan you could get in there.

Yeah, RotS renewed my obsession, can you tell?

[claire.livejournal.com]

I accidently bought a laptop. So no permanent account for me :(

Plus, $150? Like Eeek!

[hphotlips.livejournal.com]

Exactly! I mean excuse me but I can barely afford the $25 dollars it takes for the one year account, yeah right like I can get $150. Thank you for the pron, I needed it tonight!!!!

[theantimodel.livejournal.com]

Well, this isn't porn but if you're interested (http://www.livejournal.com/users/theantimodel/93750.html)?

[theantimodel.livejournal.com]

Also, I don't know if you've seen all of these yet (http://www.livejournal.com/users/theantimodel/94298.html), but the Ewan clips are fantastic.