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I see I have to be famous to play with the killer whales at Sea World. Darn. Also, I have to give a very big round of applause to

theantimodel for single-handledly ratcheting up my Mr Right Now fandom to new heights of insanity. I was listening under my desk -- I should've taken notes.

There's something brilliant and so excited about coming into a new fandom and learning everything for the first time. It's like that first fuck -- except less call for condoms. Sometimes.

So far this morning I have engaged in converstions about marriage, the creepiness of Christian Bale (so fucking creepy), Coldplay (again, X&Y is shit), Voltron (will they *ever* put this out on DVD? Chrisse) and whether or not there are hot actors who wear glasses*. I state there are. I just can't think of any right now. People help me out here.

*I'd prefer it if they tended to wear them a good percentage of the time, not just in roles, but I am so flexible, it'll make you hurt.

Also, I heard there was some stink in some fandom about some actress posing naked in a magazine. I think if you have it, you should use it. I don't believe God/Allah/Buddha/Jevovah/[insert diety of choice here] meant for us to be prudes -- obviously you don't have to be Britney Spears either, but embrace your sexuality, people.

musesfool says it much better, in short though, be proud of yourself, be happy with what you've got. If you don't love yourself, who will?

Randomly, I'm looking for Wheatus' 'Teenage Dirtbag' and Weezer's 'Beverly Hills' (in non mp4 format if you please).

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Well, no, because this is *early* Bruce. Too, uh, mature and receeding to be the Begins Bruce. Was he rumored to be the running or do you just dig him that much? ;)

I personally thought the Kristen Bell photo was lovely and incredibly tasteful, but yo, you can find Puritans anywhere, even in 2005 and on LJ.

Also, I've got Beverly Hills in mp3, if that works?

Gary Oldman wears glasses. And Gael García Bernal. And Jude Law, I think.

Oh! I think Christian Bale is of the extreme creepy level. Every time I think of him, I flash to Velvet Goldmine. I see him in that ugly wanking scene, in the record shop buying The Ballad of Maxwell Demon, stuff like that. He was so red and splotchy. Ugh. I've never found him attractive, not even in American Psycho. I'm SO sick of Bale fans throwing that in my face. A good body does not equal hotness. I didn't find Michael Keaton attractive either, so I'm actually okay with him being Batman.

I hear you on Voltron. I also want Swans Crossing and Higher Ground, which I've become addicted to by watching Encore-WAM. But I still want a DVD set.

Wheee for the BH. Also, dude, I saw the photo too and was just like 'wait, that's the big fuss?! That's incredibly tastefully done'

You don't have to be famous to swim with Shamu, but being rich helps.

You keep Hayden, I'll take Christian and Orlando, and we'll timeshare Ewan and Jude. What do you think?

Also, voila, bespectacled hotties making spectacles of themselves. Including Himself.

I could hook you up with Wheatus, but I see you already got it.

How are all you trendy people not providing me with Weezer? I am shocked. I admit it. Also, dude, I could sky-dive three times for the cost of one day with Shamu! But it's Shamu. Still if I'm not buying a permanent account, no way, I'm coughing up for that. I love you madly for the bespecled hotties.

I'm not a trendy people, but I play one on LJ.

Senor wants badly to do the swimming with dolphins thing someday. The "must be in good health" proviso discludes me from the "trainer for a day" program, but even observing the coolness that is dolphins is a better use for my $150 than a PA.

I firmly believe in sharing the hotties when I find them.

Christian Bale is indeed creepy...

Man, I totally second the person who mentioned Gael - he tends to wear glasses quite a bit (http://www.livejournal.com/community/gaelgarciadaily/60447.html), even to premieres and photoshoots (http://gaelfan.com/gallery/displayimage.php?album=84&pos=3).

Um... found this through

ewan_hayden, and I'd just like to say:

1) Whenever I think of Christian Bale, I think of Velvet Goldmine, and dude. V. v. creepy. >< But for some reason, facial hair seems to lower his level of creepiness. Weird.

2) Coldplay kicks major ass.

3) OMG! I remember Voltron from the far off days of yore, and holy christ, if they ever release that in DVD I may just have to go out and buy it. *dies*

4) I have a firm belief that no man can look bad in glasses (unless the glasses themselves are god-awfully ugly). But then again, I have a thing for geeky-boys, and more often than not they tend to have glasses. So.

Alas, I cannot name any good-looking actors who wear glasses at the moment, although I'm sure many, many/i>, exist.

5) The level of prude-ness (I don't think that's a word) in today's society makes me quite sad.

Dude! Voltron! What's the name of the blue dude- the one that was always after the Princess chick I never really liked? At least, I think he was blue...

Damn it. Now I'm going to be bitching about it.

Oh good, I was hoping someone had already linked to

serenada's pics of boys in glasses, as I am in Vietnam and don't have the link handy! Yay.

I'm guessing Ewan generally wears contacts? either way, he looks delicious in glasses :D

and I see someone already proveded the Wheatus, but here's Beverly Hills (http://s41.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2OS3W7QIHYBBM3MKLKBHDB8106)

Gael Garcia Bernal looks super hot in glasses. And yes, the Coldplay album does suck big time. I tried my best to like it because I liked them when they first came out with Parachutes - but goddamn, Chris Martin, you are NOT BONO. Stop trying to be like U2. U2 aren't even that great to begin with.

Word!

I have all kinds of love for him now. Huh.

Uh, Keith? Yeah that was totally Keith. Wait, I have to check now (http://www.voltronforce.com/lionvoltron.html).

No, that was Lance. My bad!

Yaye! Thank you :)

And yes, the Coldplay album does suck big time. I tried my best to like it because I liked them when they first came out with Parachutes - but goddamn, Chris Martin, you are NOT BONO. Stop trying to be like U2.

I have had this conversation five times in the last three weeks. Word. Also, hi! :)

*tackles back*

Stupid non-sexyass CSI characters. The weird thing about glasses and Hollywood is that they all have contacts. So it's very hard to tell. I wish I could find that stupid web site. grr.

Wouldn't you say that a lot of the Buffy people moved over to VM? Because I'm thinking that fandom's going to go through hell *and* high water this summer.

I particularly enjoy the Star Wars shirt.

I just forwarded that link to

ethrosdemon with the words 'write this.'

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