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[hackthis_archive]

Dear General Readers of my Live Journal,

It has been brought to my attention that Ewan McGregor did a film with Ryan Gosling that will be coming out this autumn. For those of you who may not know, I have a thing for JamieOMGWTF! Ryan. If you've come here in the last month, which apparently a lot of you have, in search of the Hayden/Ewan thing, mazeltov, you just hit the jackpot. If your jackpot includes Jude/Ewan/Ryan/Hayden. I mean, before I was just amused, now I'm en fuego (ah, ESPN).

Regards,
A Hack Writer


p.s. Women and children to the boats first.

p.p.s. serialkarma I brought you a life vest.

Comments

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Icon = priceless.

I didn't see it either until the GQ advert with the hipbones and the mud and the... the... yeah.

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

I admit... the hipbones and the mud are definitely intriguing, but... I think I still prefer to think of Ryan. When do we get his dirty, barely dressed photoshoot?

Speaking of photos, I tracked down a couple stills from Stay over here.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

The only hipbone picture of Ryan I've ever seen didn't even have hipbones, but it's still in the top 10 hottest photos I've ever seen (http://www.angelfire.com/celeb2/rygos/rgentweek.html). Teeth. Uhhhhhhh. Why is Naomi Watts ruining the stills, get her out of them!

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

That is an extraordinary photo. I'm currently loving all the shots in my wallpaper.