Gaol... gaol... gaol....

[hackthis_archive]

Did you know that Billy Elliott Terry Boot Jamie Bell was legal now? And he's been legal. Boy, I can cast, can't I? Maybe I need to write a story with Blaise and Terry Boot having lots of gratuitous sex (scrolling is your friend). Later. I have to go to the quiet place now, there's too much testosterone running rampant right.

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Comments

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

You are a casting queen ;)

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

You saw Pru's post squeeing about that too, right?

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

HI SERIALKARMA!

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

HI CIRCE!!

I saw link in Bookslut the other day and thought of you!

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

The book is described as "It is a fair bet that if you are amused by the exclamation mark in the middle of the book's title, you will appreciate its brand of humour, and that if you're not, you won't."


Heeeeeeeeeeeee. Dude. There's no way to say Pirates! without both italics AND an exclamation point. It's an editorial fact.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

There's no way to say Pirates! without both italics AND an exclamation point. It's an editorial fact.

This is so true! There is also apparently a pirate tour of Philadelphia (or so I hear).

THEN I saw THIS and thought of you!

(sorry, Z, nothing reminds me of you today. I know you're devastated.)

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

Ah! The kidnappers returned him! I love that newstory way too much!

(sorry, Z, nothing reminds me of you today. I know you're devastated.)


You're doing an awful lot of thinking about me. Keep it up :)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I see how it is with the no love. Fine. I will take my toys elsewhere!

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

It's better with two, but it's AWESOME with three.

::brings the love, awww yeah::

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

And...Defoe is writing two sequels. I just love the fact that he wrote Pirates! to steal a girl away from her boyfriend, and failed. :D

[poor-choices.livejournal.com]

It's always disconcerting when I see people are legal and my age, because it's always a shock that I am only recently legal, and then a shock that I actually am legal. Obviously I just have no idea how old I am.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing*

Ther wonders of being legal after having broken the law for so long, is that it? Not that I would know or anything. Totally law abiding me. Absolutely.

[poor-choices.livejournal.com]

I am completely a law-abiding citizen. This is not the under-age porn and alcohol you are looking for.

[plumtastic.livejournal.com]

Looking at your delicious casting again, I feel this overwhelming need to see more of Callum Blue as Seamus. Cause damn.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*sigh* I miss DLM, Showtime sucks. You make a good point though, I don't think I ever really written Seamus. It must be my inner Slytherin.

[plumtastic.livejournal.com]

My philosophy? Hotness can exist in all houses, even the annoyingly Grffyindor ones.

I've only seen S1 of DLM, but yeah, I miss it too. Now I don't even have HBO, so I'm on a decent time delay for Entourage and Deadwood. Thank god I've got the doofy PAX series to keep me company. :)

[plumtastic.livejournal.com]

And dear god, I may be giving myself trauma at the moment...But Dean/Seamus with Gary Dourdan & Callum Blue. Who cares if it's improbable, the visuals *alone* could keep me company on a desert island.

[jonem.livejournal.com]

Nng. When did *that* happen? Number 11 on that page makes me feel all tingly.

And yes, I can see hawthawt Terry Boot. Preferably with Callum!Seamus.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

When did *that* happen?

My sentiments exactly. He was always adorable, but this is some completely unexpected business now.

[creativeslumber.livejournal.com]

You know that Blaise/Terry gratuity? Totally should happen. /randomly

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I'll keep that in mind :)

[la-sikka.livejournal.com]

Yes. You should def. write a Blaise/Terry where Terry was waffling about liking boys and Blaise shoves his hand down Terry's pants because he can and it's so. easy.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I hope Blaise would never be so crass... but hormones make people act strange.

[la-sikka.livejournal.com]

Hmm...it does seem like that is something Draco would do. (have been reading many Draco fics as of late) But I like the idea of Blaise and Terry because they're the smart boys.

[teaspoon.livejournal.com]

But you might also have to write Draco/Terry, because the UST between Charlie Hunnam and Jamie Bell in Nicholas Nickleby was painfully obvious. Anne Hathaway who?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

because the UST between Charlie Hunnam and Jamie Bell in Nicholas Nickleby was painfully obvious. Anne Hathaway who?

That wasn't UST that was text. You will never convince me otherwise. He only married her because he was broken up about Jamie.

[tigress35.livejournal.com]

*cries with relief*

I thought I was the only one who saw/thought that. I watched it for Charlie, but then was quite surprised to see little Jamie all grown up.

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

While Dickens may not have intended for Smike and Nicholas to be OMG in love with each other, that's so what happened.

Abandon convinced me that Charlie Hunnam has no chemistry with women. Just hot guys.

[creativeslumber.livejournal.com]

oh my GOD, was Charlie Hunnam Katie Holmes' boyfriend in Abandon? I bought the film AGES ago before I'd ever even heard or seen QaF and I remembered how the boy was SO pretty and OMG I need to watch it again. Like, now.

I can't believe I'm so friggin SLOW on the uptake. *flails*

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

Yup. He was the hottest best thing about that movie.

[parthenia14.livejournal.com]

Oh my good god, he's rather lovely isn't he? Jamie Bell in black and white, I mean. Nuhh. He's almost a bit Draco-ish (you lie, parthenia, what you mean is that he is cute and you want him in your bad story any way you can have him)

Any ideas on non-Daniel non-Hugh slightly jailbait Harry? Just askin'. (yeah, I know, that would be Dan but the evil GOF pictures are killing my love)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Any ideas on non-Daniel non-Hugh slightly jailbait Harry? Just askin'. (yeah, I know, that would be Dan but the evil GOF pictures are killing my love)

I've never really seen the Dan thing, he's the part, but I'm not attracted to Harry, so you know, there is that. I am attracted to Hugh, but not in that overpowering way. I'd be concerned I might break him or something. Right. You want a Harry you said? What are we looking at then? 18-20-ish perhaps? *scratches neck*

Some people favour Ioan Gryffund (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0344435/). He doesn't do it for me, but it's all a matter of taste really. Matt Marsden (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0550452/) or maybe Matthew Goode (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0328828/), although, IMO, he's a bit too fit to be Harry.

[parthenia14.livejournal.com]

Mmhmm, thanks - no, nothing quite working. Hugh's cute but too pretty and too old. I really like Dan in PoA but would rather think about someone over the age of consent.

very very excited because I posted my first evah story today and need pretty crack pictures

Apropos of nothing - I've been searching for good pics of the male model for Chanel Homme Allure and - bingo! Blaise (http://www.model-max.com/andres.htm) anyone?

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I saw Jamie in Undertow and was just all gooey. Of course, it helped that he was the only actor that wasn't covered in skanky facial hair. Poor Josh Lucas.