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A Guide to Star Wars RPS by theantimodel, so I can stop cobbling together bits and pieces when people think I'm making this shit up. Also, a few thoughts for the people who are confused or playing silly buggers:


1. Yes, we know it's gratuitous. Most good things in life are.

2. Diurnal Tide is not a real film; Stay is.*

3. If you have a problem with RPS, why the fuck are you reading it?

4. If you have a problem with the pairing, which is fucking labelled, why the fuck are you reading it? Did you think I was joking?

4a. Your inability to read is not my problem.
4b. Do not make your stupidity my problem.

5. If you have a problem with the fictional aspect of this, why the fuck are you reading fan fiction in the first goddamn place?

6. Newsflash: I am not going to sit down and fucking colour-code everything that's fictional and everything that's true. If that's what you're looking for, go some-fucking-place else.

7. I am not your goddamn Wikipedia. If you're curious about something, might I suggest you look it up your damn self?

8. See #1-7



This PSA is brought to you by the letters P, M and S, and the phrase 'stupidassmotherfucker.' Free advice of the day: Don't bitch at the people who offer to help you.

*I wish it were a real film, but I also wish that Cillian Muprhy, Ryan Gosling and Mos Def were living in my cupboard and that hasn't happened yet either.

Comments

[kaitscribbles.livejournal.com]

As someone who you've basically converted to the glorious fun of RPS, I'd like to say 1) thanks so much for sharing, and 2) ptooey on the folks who are playing silly buggers and bothering you. Your writing is fantastic and I enjoy reading any incarnations of it.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You are very kind, thank you :)