Sunburn makes me cranky.

[hackthis_archive]

A Guide to Star Wars RPS by theantimodel, so I can stop cobbling together bits and pieces when people think I'm making this shit up. Also, a few thoughts for the people who are confused or playing silly buggers:


1. Yes, we know it's gratuitous. Most good things in life are.

2. Diurnal Tide is not a real film; Stay is.*

3. If you have a problem with RPS, why the fuck are you reading it?

4. If you have a problem with the pairing, which is fucking labelled, why the fuck are you reading it? Did you think I was joking?

4a. Your inability to read is not my problem.
4b. Do not make your stupidity my problem.

5. If you have a problem with the fictional aspect of this, why the fuck are you reading fan fiction in the first goddamn place?

6. Newsflash: I am not going to sit down and fucking colour-code everything that's fictional and everything that's true. If that's what you're looking for, go some-fucking-place else.

7. I am not your goddamn Wikipedia. If you're curious about something, might I suggest you look it up your damn self?

8. See #1-7



This PSA is brought to you by the letters P, M and S, and the phrase 'stupidassmotherfucker.' Free advice of the day: Don't bitch at the people who offer to help you.

*I wish it were a real film, but I also wish that Cillian Muprhy, Ryan Gosling and Mos Def were living in my cupboard and that hasn't happened yet either.

Comments

[green-queen.livejournal.com]

I LOVE the fics you are currently writing. Please keep going!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Aw, thank you.

[lennongirl.livejournal.com]

Now, I wonder what brought this up. Although, not really, since I'm tempted to write something similar every other day or so.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

A saint. You are totally a saint... the Saint of Ewan & Hayden RPS that is...

[lennongirl.livejournal.com]

Oh, I wish. Maybe I'd get a shrine to go with it?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a plan to me!

[lennongirl.livejournal.com]

A holiday would be nice, too. For everyone who writes E/H, of course. And all Canada and Scotland. Glee!

[la-sikka.livejournal.com]

Really? Cause Cillian Murphy is living in my cupboard performing my every sexual whim.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

It was *you* who stole him out the cupboard. Bring him back immediately!

[la-sikka.livejournal.com]

Hm...I am not yet done with him! We have numbers 12-30 to get through on my list and he'll be released then and not before.

If only there were some way to integrate him into the Mr. Right Now universe. He's playing a transvestite cabaret singer in a movie with Liam Neeson. (Degree of seperation Cillian - Liam - Ewan!)

[kaitscribbles.livejournal.com]

As someone who you've basically converted to the glorious fun of RPS, I'd like to say 1) thanks so much for sharing, and 2) ptooey on the folks who are playing silly buggers and bothering you. Your writing is fantastic and I enjoy reading any incarnations of it.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You are very kind, thank you :)

[mahaliem.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry about your sunburn, but your crankiness made me giggle. Especially number 4.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Yeah, my crankiness is speshul.

[copernica3.livejournal.com]

I'm backed up on feedback like whoa, but I love the stuff you've been doing lately. Those morons make my head hurt.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Those morons make my head hurt.

Mine too!

[obsessedmuch.livejournal.com]

You so need to write to me and esplain the reasons for this. *pets you, offers you icons of your choosing to calm the beast... RPS ones that will annoy the holy fuck out of whoever is annoying holy fuck out of you...*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*loves*

[tigress35.livejournal.com]

I love this rant.

Also, your last sentence makes me think of the Indian in the Cupboard books. And little mini hot men running around inside.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Also, your last sentence makes me think of the Indian in the Cupboard books. And little mini hot men running around inside.

Now that's what I'm talking about ;)

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

Hey, as a recent convert, all I can say is STFU to the people who are getting on your nerves.

*blows raspberries*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Word! ;)

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

you is cute.

Tom Welling says "bring it, girl!" He's having a queeny day. It's Toronto Pride after all.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*dies*

[qe2.livejournal.com]

*splorfle*

Go, you.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

[grins manically]

[theantimodel.livejournal.com]

WORD. To all of it. Especially the parts about wishing Diurnal Tide is real and Cillian Murphy in cupboards. I don't think I'd leave my house if that were the case.

Also. Okay seriously. How the fuck do people need to label rps fics about ACTORS as crossovers? Hollywood is the most incestuous place ever. Nothing is a crossover. And Viggo should be in every fandom ever. (which is basically why I put him in there in the first place.)

And do they honestly expect me to answer questions about every. fucking. detail. of Jude Law's life?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Oh baby, I had all this rage on your behalf, I was like, she's good enough to do this for you and you give her shit?! WTF?! die!die!die!

[skiptotheend.livejournal.com]

4a. Your inability to read is not my problem.
4b. Do not make your stupidity my problem.

Sounds like something I should be putting onto a t-shirt and wearing into work...

Also, ice and aloe vera are your friends when it comes to sunburn. Trust me.

[literaryll.livejournal.com]

*cracking up*

Why are there so many stupid people? I really like your rps so just ignore whoever inspired this. It would be nice if you could slow down though - how the hell am I supposed to keep up with you when you write like every single freaking day? It's such a burden ;)

<3<3

[reapingfolk.livejournal.com]

Free advice of the day: Don't bitch at the people who offer to help you.

That's some damn good advice. Sure you don't want to charge for it?

[unperfectwolf.livejournal.com]

i know things look weird when your on drugs (even the perscribed kind) but this was more amusing than it should be *is still snickering*