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A Guide to Star Wars RPS by theantimodel, so I can stop cobbling together bits and pieces when people think I'm making this shit up. Also, a few thoughts for the people who are confused or playing silly buggers:


1. Yes, we know it's gratuitous. Most good things in life are.

2. Diurnal Tide is not a real film; Stay is.*

3. If you have a problem with RPS, why the fuck are you reading it?

4. If you have a problem with the pairing, which is fucking labelled, why the fuck are you reading it? Did you think I was joking?

4a. Your inability to read is not my problem.
4b. Do not make your stupidity my problem.

5. If you have a problem with the fictional aspect of this, why the fuck are you reading fan fiction in the first goddamn place?

6. Newsflash: I am not going to sit down and fucking colour-code everything that's fictional and everything that's true. If that's what you're looking for, go some-fucking-place else.

7. I am not your goddamn Wikipedia. If you're curious about something, might I suggest you look it up your damn self?

8. See #1-7



This PSA is brought to you by the letters P, M and S, and the phrase 'stupidassmotherfucker.' Free advice of the day: Don't bitch at the people who offer to help you.

*I wish it were a real film, but I also wish that Cillian Muprhy, Ryan Gosling and Mos Def were living in my cupboard and that hasn't happened yet either.

Comments

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

A saint. You are totally a saint... the Saint of Ewan & Hayden RPS that is...

[lennongirl.livejournal.com]

Oh, I wish. Maybe I'd get a shrine to go with it?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a plan to me!

[lennongirl.livejournal.com]

A holiday would be nice, too. For everyone who writes E/H, of course. And all Canada and Scotland. Glee!