Casting call!

[hackthis_archive]

I understand that people are rilly rilly excited about HP and HBP and that there will be lots of squeeing and conjecturing over the next seven days, so I thank everyone in advance for using their cut-tags.

Thanks to the most-attentive genius circe_tigana, Kassie and I have discovered a new Slytherin toy. His name is Montague. He was stuffed in a cupboard by Fred and George in OotP and reappeared in a flipping toilet.

I clearly missed that entire bit, but seriously, WTF people? Gryffindor honour my ass! We have christened him Gavin, now all I need is some fucking casting. And for once, I admit to being flummoxed. I have fallen down on the job! I have Terry Boot (Jamie Bell), Blaise (Henry Cavill), Draco (Charlie Hunnam), and Theodore (Cillian Murphy), but no Gavin.*

Got suggestions?

*Requirements are 18-30, British, and you know, smokingly hot. Photos necessary.

Also, while I have your attention. I have discovered the crack-addledness of Battlestar Galactica. Oh. my. gods.

Comments

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

how is the last one pronounced? The spelling is oddly not welshy

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

Eccleston would be perfect as the father. Dark when he pleases, resolute when he needs to be, freaky congenial when it's called for. And a Doctor with the Medimagical council ;)

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

GERAINT
Gender: Masculine
Usage: Welsh, Welsh Mythology
Pronounced: GE-rient (Welsh), je-RAYNT (English) [key]
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Meaning unknown, possibly a Welsh form of GERONTIUS. In Arthurian legend he was one of the knights of the Round Table. After he wrongly accused his wife Enid of infidelity she regained his love by being submissive.

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

Heeee. Something Zahra will one day write for me for Blaise :) With Mason! And Rene!

Okay, that's a digression. But I live in hope.

Vinnie Jones should totally be Pansy Parkinson's dad.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

Quite obviously, Bevan and Monty's mom *is* a Greengrass. Her name is Tegan. Greengrass was once a welsh surname. But eventually they changed it to the English to save themselves the trouble, because ambition means changing your name is needs be.

Bevan is Oliver's age.

I have to go, too, so you needn't worry of too much plotting.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

Yes, he really should be!

OMG!

Hahaha!

Parkinson didn't die in OotP, did he?

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

there's no mention of her father as a deatheater, as far as I know. I'll have to doublecheck ...

::checks lexicon::

http://www.hp-lexicon.org/wizards/death_eaters.html

He's not on the list.

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

Oh, sweet.

I so did not buy The Prince & Me because of him

bsg

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

Jamie. Bamber.

My god.

Re: bsg

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

Yes, so I see. He's almost too pretty though. I mean, I need some stubble or something. Also, why does he not have a boyfriend? *scowls* I understand he and Kara have some unrequited lust happening, but that's no reason not to have somebody to play with.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I vaguely remember the old one, but I mean the new one.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

His arms are a little scary, you have to admit. It's like they have baseballs in them!

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

silent inner squee!!!

[ravurian]

I was at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch on Wednesday. I don't live very far from it, by car, but by bus it takes bloody ages to get anywhere on Anglesey. Um. That's just random info. It's signposted Llanfairpwllgwyngyll. Um.

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

Sometimes I think she forgets about Ravenclaw altogether.

*grumbles*

Or comes up with characters like Cho.

Re: bsg

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

I remember JB from Horatio Hornblower. Lord knows Archie was getting plenty of love then. ;)

Re: bsg

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

HE'S ENGLISH?!

Stop lying.

Re: bsg

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

London-born (Northern Irish mother), Cambridge educated (1st Class MA Honours in Modern Languages). Speaks French and Italian. :D

Re: bsg

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Sweet mother of God. You've all been holding out on me. He must be married. Or gay.

Re: bsg

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

Married with two young daughters. Sigh.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

he's pretty cute, no?

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

if only he had spent the entire movie walking around in his boxers...