Casting call!

[hackthis_archive]

I understand that people are rilly rilly excited about HP and HBP and that there will be lots of squeeing and conjecturing over the next seven days, so I thank everyone in advance for using their cut-tags.

Thanks to the most-attentive genius circe_tigana, Kassie and I have discovered a new Slytherin toy. His name is Montague. He was stuffed in a cupboard by Fred and George in OotP and reappeared in a flipping toilet.

I clearly missed that entire bit, but seriously, WTF people? Gryffindor honour my ass! We have christened him Gavin, now all I need is some fucking casting. And for once, I admit to being flummoxed. I have fallen down on the job! I have Terry Boot (Jamie Bell), Blaise (Henry Cavill), Draco (Charlie Hunnam), and Theodore (Cillian Murphy), but no Gavin.*

Got suggestions?

*Requirements are 18-30, British, and you know, smokingly hot. Photos necessary.

Also, while I have your attention. I have discovered the crack-addledness of Battlestar Galactica. Oh. my. gods.

Comments

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

so I thank everyone 'in advance' for using their cut-tags.

Why did you use the little quote (') thingies? They hurt! They hurt!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Sigh... are italics better, your Highness?

[smonsterbite.livejournal.com]

I have discovered the crack-addledness of Battlestar Galactica. Oh. my. gods.

May I be the first to say, "Squeeeee!" I love that show deeply. So many delicious shades of grey... plus, Starbuck!

[andi-sunrider.livejournal.com]

mmmm. Alessandro Juliani... I'm still anxiously waiting to run into him around town....

[rane-ab.livejournal.com]

He was stuffed in a cupboard by Fred and George in OotP and reappeared in a flipping toilet.

He was stuffed, more precisely, in the Vanishing Cabinet. Which is the same cabinet Peeves threw down at Nick's request above Filch's office in CoS, when Filch was threatening to give Harry detention for muddying the halls. It has, presumably, been broken at the time. Yet in OoP it's all functional again... I wonder who fixed it? Are we going to see it again later? Can you accidentally end up in a dormitory other than your own when you get stuffed in it? Ooh, the possibilities!

/useless geek info.

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

Do you have a page ref for that???? I love that thing.

/geek too

[prairiedaun.livejournal.com]

For Montague, how about Hughfancy Dancy?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

He's Harry.

[teenygozer.livejournal.com]

Also, while I have your attention. I have discovered the crack-addledness of Battlestar Galactica. Oh. my. gods.

Do you mean the 1970s BSG, or the *now* BSG? Because I have to say, they are both completely crack-addled, just in completely different ways.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I vaguely remember the old one, but I mean the new one.

[plumtastic.livejournal.com]

I love Fred and George dearly, but dude, that was totally off-sides. Bad one sided JKR. Pffft.

Also, while I have your attention. I have discovered the crack-addledness of Battlestar Galactica. Oh. my. gods.

Took you long enough. *twirls*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

he doesn't have to be over 18! shut up about that! you know how moody I am today.

are you going to write me Montyfic?

Blaise rolled his eyes like the inside of his head contained molasses.

"You know that it hardly matters that you're aloof and nonpolitical. When the blood traitors and muggles take over, you'll still be stuffed down the loo like the rest of us." Montague continued harranging.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I am writing you Monty fic now. For serious. It's crazy. He's fucking crazy.

[velutlunas.livejournal.com]

In regards to casting... may I suggest shia labeouf?

http://shia-labeouf.org/gallery/albums/danatynan/ISABEL/normal_4.jpg

[velutlunas.livejournal.com]

or... *coughs and hands out pretty boys* James Franco.

http://www.iballer.com/malecelebs/pretty_celebs/franco/images/f5_jpg.jpg

[merrymelody.livejournal.com]

Gryffindor honour my ass!

Really. HBP better start redeeming them ASAP...

[mousewrites.livejournal.com]

BSG is totaly crack. Totaly.

And I've only seen the mini series and about three eps.

And I have to say that I love Starbuck. She's... everything I like in a character. Heck, reading het stuff with her in it feels like slash; she's more likely to punch something than cry, and likes a good cigar instead of flowers.

What else can I ask for?

[mellafe.livejournal.com]

*is nosey*

What about Matthew Goode? (http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0360139/Ss/0360139/2903.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Goode, Matthew)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I said him and, like, nobody responded. I will try again!

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

There's Benedict Cumberbatch, who is the lead in the BBC seafaring drama I was watching the other night.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/totheendsoftheearth/images/450x187/benedict_cumberbatch2.jpg

But he looks too much like some of the others you've cast.

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

There's always Ioan Gryffud (sp?). Do we have any Welsh slytherins? I'll bet the Welsh slytherins are interesting.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Matthew Goode! Matthew Goode! *jumps up and down*

[thepouncer.livejournal.com]

BSG! Yay!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

His arms are a little scary, you have to admit. It's like they have baseballs in them!

bsg

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

Jamie. Bamber.

My god.

Re: bsg

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

Yes, so I see. He's almost too pretty though. I mean, I need some stubble or something. Also, why does he not have a boyfriend? *scowls* I understand he and Kara have some unrequited lust happening, but that's no reason not to have somebody to play with.