Casting call!

[hackthis_archive]

I understand that people are rilly rilly excited about HP and HBP and that there will be lots of squeeing and conjecturing over the next seven days, so I thank everyone in advance for using their cut-tags.

Thanks to the most-attentive genius circe_tigana, Kassie and I have discovered a new Slytherin toy. His name is Montague. He was stuffed in a cupboard by Fred and George in OotP and reappeared in a flipping toilet.

I clearly missed that entire bit, but seriously, WTF people? Gryffindor honour my ass! We have christened him Gavin, now all I need is some fucking casting. And for once, I admit to being flummoxed. I have fallen down on the job! I have Terry Boot (Jamie Bell), Blaise (Henry Cavill), Draco (Charlie Hunnam), and Theodore (Cillian Murphy), but no Gavin.*

Got suggestions?

*Requirements are 18-30, British, and you know, smokingly hot. Photos necessary.

Also, while I have your attention. I have discovered the crack-addledness of Battlestar Galactica. Oh. my. gods.

Comments

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

he doesn't have to be over 18! shut up about that! you know how moody I am today.

are you going to write me Montyfic?

Blaise rolled his eyes like the inside of his head contained molasses.

"You know that it hardly matters that you're aloof and nonpolitical. When the blood traitors and muggles take over, you'll still be stuffed down the loo like the rest of us." Montague continued harranging.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I am writing you Monty fic now. For serious. It's crazy. He's fucking crazy.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

what about luke mably?

I am looking now, while I eat my lunch. guess what that lunch is? nicoise.

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

Oh, sweet.

I so did not buy The Prince & Me because of him

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

he's pretty cute, no?

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

if only he had spent the entire movie walking around in his boxers...

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

this is not going well. I am now on my third agency site, and all the guys are OLD.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I know!

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

YES.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I wrote it. Yis. Also, OMG Matthew Rhys = Teh Hotness. Phwoar!

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

I love you. Full stop.