Casting call!

[hackthis_archive]

I understand that people are rilly rilly excited about HP and HBP and that there will be lots of squeeing and conjecturing over the next seven days, so I thank everyone in advance for using their cut-tags.

Thanks to the most-attentive genius circe_tigana, Kassie and I have discovered a new Slytherin toy. His name is Montague. He was stuffed in a cupboard by Fred and George in OotP and reappeared in a flipping toilet.

I clearly missed that entire bit, but seriously, WTF people? Gryffindor honour my ass! We have christened him Gavin, now all I need is some fucking casting. And for once, I admit to being flummoxed. I have fallen down on the job! I have Terry Boot (Jamie Bell), Blaise (Henry Cavill), Draco (Charlie Hunnam), and Theodore (Cillian Murphy), but no Gavin.*

Got suggestions?

*Requirements are 18-30, British, and you know, smokingly hot. Photos necessary.

Also, while I have your attention. I have discovered the crack-addledness of Battlestar Galactica. Oh. my. gods.

Comments

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

no way on Liam neeson!

This site is not telling me WHERE in Wales this is. That's very important, because he has be from the north.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Okay, okay, no Liam... I go back to Jeremy Northam. or Ray Winstone (now that's a scary man, but in a good way) or Ian McShane...

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

why isn't Vinnie Jones someone's dad yet?

or Clive Owen for that matter. They're around the same age as Lucius, at any rate.

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

Clive Owen is Max. He's post-war!Blaise's Lisbon embassy* boyfriend. ::glares possessively:: Don't even think of trying to mess with that.


*though clearly much more than that

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

what in the hell are you talking about?

Vinnie Jones?

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

Heeee. Something Zahra will one day write for me for Blaise :) With Mason! And Rene!

Okay, that's a digression. But I live in hope.

Vinnie Jones should totally be Pansy Parkinson's dad.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

Yes, he really should be!

OMG!

Hahaha!

Parkinson didn't die in OotP, did he?

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

there's no mention of her father as a deatheater, as far as I know. I'll have to doublecheck ...

::checks lexicon::

http://www.hp-lexicon.org/wizards/death_eaters.html

He's not on the list.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Tom Wilkinson?!
Terrance Stamp?

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

Tom Wilkinson! Nice. Nice nice nice.

Christopher Eccleston, also. ::ponders::

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

Eccleston!

Wilkinson is sort of old.

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

Eccleston would be perfect as the father. Dark when he pleases, resolute when he needs to be, freaky congenial when it's called for. And a Doctor with the Medimagical council ;)

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

silent inner squee!!!