Casting call!

[hackthis_archive]

I understand that people are rilly rilly excited about HP and HBP and that there will be lots of squeeing and conjecturing over the next seven days, so I thank everyone in advance for using their cut-tags.

Thanks to the most-attentive genius circe_tigana, Kassie and I have discovered a new Slytherin toy. His name is Montague. He was stuffed in a cupboard by Fred and George in OotP and reappeared in a flipping toilet.

I clearly missed that entire bit, but seriously, WTF people? Gryffindor honour my ass! We have christened him Gavin, now all I need is some fucking casting. And for once, I admit to being flummoxed. I have fallen down on the job! I have Terry Boot (Jamie Bell), Blaise (Henry Cavill), Draco (Charlie Hunnam), and Theodore (Cillian Murphy), but no Gavin.*

Got suggestions?

*Requirements are 18-30, British, and you know, smokingly hot. Photos necessary.

Also, while I have your attention. I have discovered the crack-addledness of Battlestar Galactica. Oh. my. gods.

Comments

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

ok, so I was saying to Z in email, re: the parents

If his dad's a Ravenclaw maybe he's a muckity muck with International
Medimagical Council.

Maybe his mom's the wizarding version of a PR agent or something
hahaha Lucius could be her client, hell, all the nutcases can be her clients. Maybe she orchestrated the whole Smear Potter media campaign throughout OotP.

And I think Clive Owen should be his dad.

I also appears the Montague is a slave name, a corruption of what was an earlier, celtic name. There is debate as to what the original name was. Maybe Bevan has a whole thing about "reinstating our familial rights through demugglization of our family name" or some other zaniness.

[circe-tigana.livejournal.com]

Clive Owen CAN'T be his dad. Though I have to say, now that you're talking International Medimagical Council (!!!!) I'm thinking of Beyond Borders quite happily.

Bevan is older, yes? Yes. Mmm.

::ponders::

I'm going off line now, and you're going to have all sorts of fun without me. Damn time travelling. But I'm telling you, I love you both. This is all good.

I think the Greengrasses and the Montagues have a familial alliance.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

Quite obviously, Bevan and Monty's mom *is* a Greengrass. Her name is Tegan. Greengrass was once a welsh surname. But eventually they changed it to the English to save themselves the trouble, because ambition means changing your name is needs be.

Bevan is Oliver's age.

I have to go, too, so you needn't worry of too much plotting.