Stuff about that book.

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I put my social life first, so I only started reading two hours ago. I've got plans tonight, so I expect I'll finish tomorrow at some point. But I just had to say since I am 1/3rd of the way through The Book...

200 pages in and this is 50 times better than Order of the Phoenix. Why? Because OMG Slytherins EVERY-FUCKING-WHERE!

We got more mention in the first 50 pages than in the last five book combined.

Plus, Jack Sloper.

And Narcissa. (I will never refer to her a Cissy, that's just insulting).

And no waiting until the end for the Dumbledore chats. My gods. Has this woman learned something.

Did I mention all the Slytherin business? And that she's mentioned Theodore twice?

Of course you know my favouritest bit already.

BLAISE! He's black. And hot. And super smart. And his mom was married seven times and did a Bluebeard on all her husbands. This is now my favouritest bit of canon ever. Unless she talks about Theodore more.

I must re-cast Blaise now. I don't mind. Thandie Newton will be his mom.

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[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

Between Blaise, Jack and the Theodore mentions, I have been dying so far. Just...dying.

Blaise is so hot.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Blaise is the hot. And now, I think I will really have to flesh out Jack, because apparently he sucks at Quidditch. I bet he was devestated when Blaise was like 'You got cut? Oh, no more sex for you!'

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

Harry was all "yeah, I put my friends on the team...and what? Bitch." I can't say I minded it. Poor Jack. Hopefully Blaise keeps in mind that Jack now has more time free to give him blowjobs in alley ways. I'm just sayin'.