Clearly, these people need my casting skills.

[hackthis_archive]

So I'm reading the casting spoiler for the next season of Alias and all I can think is, 'Don't these motherfuckers have enough cast to work with? How about some storylines for the cast you've got? How about you give Weiss some action? Or, 'hey, you could bring back SARK!' Assholes.

I am much happier about the Lost casting spoiler.

The casting spoilers for Smallville and The O.C. just made me laugh like an eighty-year-old drunk woman in a retirement home, who just won a year's supply of dental adhesive.


Note: You see how I didn't mention the details of any of these spoilers? People should try that more often. And no, this does not mean I want storyline spoilers for Lost, but I don't give a fiddler's about the other three.

Comments

[rozza.livejournal.com]

Guh. I hear you on the Weiss and Sark thing. However, if last season was Alias-Lite, next season will be Alias, v. Cotton Candy, from what I'm hearing. Not that I watch the show anymore. I'm vexed. I was a faithful regular from the very beginning and this is how they repay me? Shoving it on Thursday nights and casting THAT instead of bringing back Sark? They can eff off.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I watched three episodes of Alias last season. They all had Sark in them. I then kept waiting for someone to tell me he was back so I could pay attention. It never happened. Instead it was bloody zombies and stupid sisters and just idiotic nonsense. Fuck that noise.

[rozza.livejournal.com]

I saw three episodes of Alias last season: the season premiere, and the final two, merely because of Lena Olin. Love Irina. Unfortunately I didn't keep tabs on the show at all and I missed the Sarkiness. Wanted to see Joel Grey, too because who doesn't love the Emcee? Alas, clever casting cannot disguise a show retooled and dumbed down to appeal to the same idiots who watch the Bachelor. And that 28 Days Later thing was SO much better with Cillian Murphy and I didn't even like that movie.