Clearly, these people need my casting skills.

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So I'm reading the casting spoiler for the next season of Alias and all I can think is, 'Don't these motherfuckers have enough cast to work with? How about some storylines for the cast you've got? How about you give Weiss some action? Or, 'hey, you could bring back SARK!' Assholes.

I am much happier about the Lost casting spoiler.

The casting spoilers for Smallville and The O.C. just made me laugh like an eighty-year-old drunk woman in a retirement home, who just won a year's supply of dental adhesive.


Note: You see how I didn't mention the details of any of these spoilers? People should try that more often. And no, this does not mean I want storyline spoilers for Lost, but I don't give a fiddler's about the other three.

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[rozza.livejournal.com]

I saw three episodes of Alias last season: the season premiere, and the final two, merely because of Lena Olin. Love Irina. Unfortunately I didn't keep tabs on the show at all and I missed the Sarkiness. Wanted to see Joel Grey, too because who doesn't love the Emcee? Alas, clever casting cannot disguise a show retooled and dumbed down to appeal to the same idiots who watch the Bachelor. And that 28 Days Later thing was SO much better with Cillian Murphy and I didn't even like that movie.