Clearly, these people need my casting skills.

[hackthis_archive]

So I'm reading the casting spoiler for the next season of Alias and all I can think is, 'Don't these motherfuckers have enough cast to work with? How about some storylines for the cast you've got? How about you give Weiss some action? Or, 'hey, you could bring back SARK!' Assholes.

I am much happier about the Lost casting spoiler.

The casting spoilers for Smallville and The O.C. just made me laugh like an eighty-year-old drunk woman in a retirement home, who just won a year's supply of dental adhesive.


Note: You see how I didn't mention the details of any of these spoilers? People should try that more often. And no, this does not mean I want storyline spoilers for Lost, but I don't give a fiddler's about the other three.

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[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

Why I still watch Alias, I'll never know. Probably some misbegotten sense of loyalty. Pfft.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Loyalty? AHHHHHHHHHHH! Gryffindor on the premises! Fumigate!

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

*runs away*