hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2005-08-17 12:22 pm

Live plus.

I've been dying to show off this icon for days (courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] abbycadabra), but I thought it would help to have something a bit more substantive to accompany it. So. I'm getting ready to go on holiday for a bit, and my ability to write has already departed for said destination. I'd planned to just be off, but I saw this in [livejournal.com profile] musesfool's LJ and thought I might give it a go:

ii. One line stories!
*Gacked from [livejournal.com profile] devkel
Name a pairing (that I'm familiar with, in a fandom I'm familiar with) and I will write one* line of a story for it. Please include a one word prompt (which may or may not be used, dunno yet, I'll have to see how it goes).

Fandoms availabile are as follows: Harry Potter, Smallville, The 4400, BSG, Spider-Man 2, X2, Lost, due South, Ocean's 11 & 12 and whatever else you've seen me write in that I've forgotten now.


*ETA: Okay, one line or six. It's hard for me to just stop unless you want the biggest run-on ever.

ETA Mark 2: This offer is now closed and never again will I write Hermione Granger. Fucking hell, you people must hate me or summat. Blech.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2005-08-17 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
One, young lady! Just one! 'sides I already did Neville/Luna. And Harry/Luna. I've also discovered that I might actually like writing her, oh bother.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2005-08-17 10:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Mr Sark looked at the grainy photographs again and glanced up at Ewan his face blank enough to make even the most well-trained actor jealous. "And what exactly am I suppose to do with these?" Sark asked blithely.

"Well, I was thinking you could just kill her."

"And I would do that, because why? It seems to me that it would be a greater service to off this Mr Law."

Ewan sighed. Good help was so hard to find.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2005-08-17 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"Lex, if I've told you once, I've told you fifty times, saying Activate does not make it happen any faster."

Lex grumbled and rolled over onto his side. "Where's the superhero Viagra when you need it?"

[identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com 2005-08-17 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Spoil all my fun. Okay, Ryan/Summer OR Seth/Spiderman. Hee.

[identity profile] irishmarigold.livejournal.com 2005-08-17 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Jamie/Ryan, dark.
ravurian: (ryan)

[personal profile] ravurian 2005-08-17 11:30 pm (UTC)(link)

DUDE! You wrote Jamie! I mean, I know I asked you to, but... D U D E ! ! ! !

I have been deeply in love with Jamie since, well, since February, actually, when I first read Telegraph Avenue and left you a comment with a cover graphic in lieu of feedback. He's a character that I know you've left behind, but for some reason he's stayed with me. I always hope that you'll resurrect him - whether in an original story, something fannish, or even as the LBD of your multiverse dabblings. I love this character hugely, and I'll take him where I find him.

So. When you asked before if you could write me something, I wish I'd thought to ask you for something Jamie. Thank you for this brief resurrection.
ravurian: (ryan)

[personal profile] ravurian 2005-08-17 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)

I've loved Jamie ever since I first read Telegraph Avenue back in February, when I left you a comment with a cover graphic in lieu of all the things I wanted to say. I know you've moved on, but Jamie is someone that I always hoped you'd come back to. He's that rarest fictional creature, that magic character who breathes deeper than the page and who stays with you long after the story is finished. I only wish, when you asked if you could write me something, that I'd thought to say: something with Jamie in it. I truly hoped he'd outgrow that first appearance and you'd tell us the rest of the story. Sad though it undoubtedly is, I wonder if he'll make occasional cameos in your other stuff, walk-on parts in the fannish multiverse until he grows a story of his own.

Thanks for this brief resurrection ;o)

(Er.)

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2005-08-17 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
She pulls away from Ryan thoughtfully; at least now she knows where Cohen learned how to kiss properly. He kissed much better after the break-up than he did beforehand.

AND

When Seth finds the uniform he starts to laugh, because really, there's just no way that his Peter is Spider-Man. That's just -- Peter's too short. He must be into role playing or something. Yeah, that's totally it.
ext_48823: 42, the answer to life, the universe and everything (Default)

[identity profile] sumofparts.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Neville/Draco; hiss

Enjoy your holiday!
ravurian: (mea culpa)

[personal profile] ravurian 2005-08-18 12:29 am (UTC)(link)

And damnation - I wondered where this had gone, and now I find I posted it as a comment, rather than a reply, and now you have it twice, in various stages of squee. Er. Sorry...

[identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
You're too good to me. *adores* Of course, you know you get to expect two from me in return. I adore the Summer/Ryan especially.

I think we should extend the meme so that whoever requests the one line ficlet has to continue the fic into at least a drabble.

[identity profile] ex-ella-bane358.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
This is very evocative for something so tiny. Lovely work :)

[identity profile] tsu-chan55.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Theodore/Blaise; warm

[identity profile] magicicada.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
That was wonderful. It’s amazing that such a small passage can feel so well characterized and complete. Very nice.

[identity profile] issaro.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
*falls off her chair, rolls out the door, gets smushed by a car, and dies laughing*

Oh my god. You win. I heart you so much it cannot be textually rendered. See icon.

Re: Hi me!

[identity profile] resmin.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
*adores*

Lemme know when you get back from holiday, I hereby promise to have the long languishing Ryan/Ewan/Hayden/Viggo thing done by then.

[identity profile] tipgardner.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
blaise/lucius broken

[identity profile] kismeteve.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Neville may be a hustler by birth, but Theodore looks damn good in drag (http://www.livejournal.com/community/ohnotheydidnt/3156653.html#cutid1). Have a nice holiday! ;)

[identity profile] resmin.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Damn. That's Lee in one sentence. Good on ya.

[identity profile] whatdanidigs.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Harry/Neville, Delirium

[identity profile] soberloki.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Neville/Hermione, practicality

Please?

[identity profile] serialkarma.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
*ETA: Okay, one line or six. It's hard for me to just stop unless you want the biggest run-on ever.

*dies*

Okay, I haven't even had a chance to read any of these yet, but your ETA makes me laugh and laugh.

[identity profile] kismeteve.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Arrriiiiii.

*loves*

Re: You suck.

[identity profile] kismeteve.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
I like the way you think. :)

Re: Hi me!

[identity profile] kismeteve.livejournal.com 2005-08-18 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Oooh, Ryan.

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