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I've been dying to show off this icon for days (courtesy of abbycadabra), but I thought it would help to have something a bit more substantive to accompany it. So. I'm getting ready to go on holiday for a bit, and my ability to write has already departed for said destination. I'd planned to just be off, but I saw this in musesfool's LJ and thought I might give it a go:

ii. One line stories!
*Gacked from devkel
Name a pairing (that I'm familiar with, in a fandom I'm familiar with) and I will write one* line of a story for it. Please include a one word prompt (which may or may not be used, dunno yet, I'll have to see how it goes).

Fandoms availabile are as follows: Harry Potter, Smallville, The 4400, BSG, Spider-Man 2, X2, Lost, due South, Ocean's 11 & 12 and whatever else you've seen me write in that I've forgotten now.


*ETA: Okay, one line or six. It's hard for me to just stop unless you want the biggest run-on ever.

ETA Mark 2: This offer is now closed and never again will I write Hermione Granger. Fucking hell, you people must hate me or summat. Blech.

Comments

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

Danny/Rusty. *g*

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Danny pulled away in disgust and wiped his face. "No more licking, Rus."

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

BSG, Kara, Leoben (CKR's Cylon): word - acid

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

It was just a thing, a thing, not a person or an animal or in posession of a heart to be broken or fingers to be snapped. It probably didn't even know what pain was.


*I missed seeing a large chunk of S1 BSG, so if this doesn't rev your motor, you can request something else.

[rossywar.livejournal.com]

Draco/Neville :)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Neville could feel his knees locking underneath him; it was worse than when Hermione jinxed him. Nothing seemed to work and all he could focus on was Malfoy's pale face. "I -- uh, Myrtle said -- said --"

Malfoy rubbed his face with the back of his hand, smearing wetness underneath his eyes. "If you tell anyone, I'll kill you."

[c-regalis.livejournal.com]

BSG, Kara/Leoben, favor

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You people keep wanting this pairing that I'm not versed in. Can you give me something else instead?

[dorrie6.livejournal.com]

Eric/Ari - cellphone

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Ari answered Eric's call without even looking at the display. Only one person would ever call him this late. "The next time you call me at three o'clock in the morning you better be in a jail in Tijuana, sitting between Vince and a transvestite named Pedro, praying that the police don't find the dead hooker in the trunk of the Maserati."

[thefourthvine.livejournal.com]

Danny/Rusty, doubloons.

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Danny watched the gold coin spin and flash between Rusty's tanned fingers. "What's the exchange rate on doubloons these days, again?"

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

Rusty/Hurley; tacos :P

You suck.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

"I'll bet you I can finish 12 tacos before you can."

Hurley looked up at the flashy guy standing next to his booth and grinned. "It's a bet."

[plumtastic.livejournal.com]

BSG (Helo!), adrenaline

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Baby daddy! Oh, wait that's not a whole sentence.


He feels the rush in his veins like the first time he saw her striding across the deck to meet him and the pain when he thought she'd left on the transport without him. He knows the Cylon isn't Sharon, but Helo can't help but love her anyway.

[silverakira.livejournal.com]

Eeee, Neville/Theodore, turbulent.

(Also, the fabulousness of that icon cannot be described in words.)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

His brain never stops talking, laughing, whispering noise noise noise; it's never quiet in his room, his very white room, and then he arrives with his smiles and freckles, and Neville feels calm and he stops biting his lips long enough to say, "Theodore."

[dolimir-k.livejournal.com]

Smallville: Chloe/Lex

Prompt: salvation

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

She peers up at him. Not up and up at him, but just up at him with his sharp suits and thin smile. He's just right. "I always thought my salvation would be taller," she tells Lex.

[literaryll.livejournal.com]

Harry/Luna - rain

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He's wet when she finds him, and she's not surprised even though it doesn't look like rain. "Don't let it get to you," she says talking to his hunched back, "the world never ends just because one guy doesn't like you in the way you want him to."

[aidenfire]

Harry Potter

goblet

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Pairing? Or character, or did you mean Harry himself?

[resmin.livejournal.com]

psst. Name change. The artist formerly known as researchminion is now me.

*looks shifty*

Ryan/Ewan. Hayden. What? It's one word.

Hi me!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Ryan takes another drink since Ewan's on the wagon, and he's drinking for both of them. "I'm not one to judge," he says blithely, "my last girlfriend was 14 when I was born."

[oxoniensis.livejournal.com]

Heh, such fun!

BSG, Gaeta/computer, over.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Everyone has their someone, and Gaeta has Sandy. She has blonde hair and long legs up her neck and she says that when she was small, her mom used to call her Seven, because she was the last child to be born.

[babyofthegroup.livejournal.com]

Blaise/Oliver. flight.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

"I don't normally fancy Quidditch players," Blaise begins when Oliver Wood approaches him, but Oliver just smiles and set down his broomstick.

"I think we both know that's a big lie."

[moosesal.livejournal.com]

RayK, Lt. Welsh - pertinent

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

"When I say pertinent, Detective, that does not mean some time in the next five years. It means it's relevant today."

Kowalski made his face of "what are you gonna do?" and Harding rolled his eyes and rubbed his stomach, ignoring his heartburn.

He needed to buy stock in Tums so he could retire and stop dealing with these guys.

[alevai.livejournal.com]

Ooo, this is great.

Jack/Sawyer. Fresh fruit.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Sawyer's mama told him about looking gift horses in the mout; his daddy said they all had cavities. He takes the fruit from Jack cautiously, and instead of 'Thanks' or 'Go away' he says, "Hey, Doc, you got any cavities?"

[starfishchick]

Fraser/RayK - igloo.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

"Look, I made you an igloo," Ray says proudly.

Fraser just blinks at the tiny work of art on Ray's desk. "It's a bit small to live in, don't you think?"

Ray makes a tsking sound. "Nah, I'll just get more sugarcubes."

[shirasade]

Oooh, yes please! :)

BSG - Kara/Lee or just Lee. Heat.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

He doesn't miss Zak every day, and he thinks he should feel worse about that than he does, but Lee doesn't feel a lot of things that he probably should; he leaves that to his father.

[willysunny.livejournal.com]

Harry/Luna, water.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

She finds him sitting by himself, which to her, is no big surprise; she doesn't think he's very good with people at all. "You're a earth baby," she says firmly, ignoring the discomfort she can feel radiating off him in waves. "I can tell by your eyes."

Luna makes lots of people uncomfortable; they can just deal with it, even Harry Potter. She carries on because she has a point; most people don't. "Malfoy is a water baby, though, if you go with him you'll drown."

[ravurian]

Because I always play:

Telegraph Avenue/Alias - Jamie/Sark: equation.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

It's like that line in that really bad western that Jamie can't remember right now, but of all the bars, in all the cities, in all the places in the entire fucking hemisphere why did Julian have to come into this one?

"Don't everyone be excited to see me at once."

Julian's just as droll as ever, and Jamie just sighs. "I thought we agreed that you would stay on your side of the globe."

Julian's sigh makes Jamie's toes curl and he prays that Ian had problems finding both his sneakers tonight.

"Is this your way of saying you're not happy to see me, Jamie? I think I'm quite hurt, do you treat all your exes this way?"

[issaro.livejournal.com]

Clark/Lex

Prompt: Wondertwins (that's one word right?)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I dunno, but i just keep thinking 'ACTIVATE!' Oh boy...

[seedyapartment.livejournal.com]

Ewan McGregor/ Julian Sark

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Mr Sark looked at the grainy photographs again and glanced up at Ewan his face blank enough to make even the most well-trained actor jealous. "And what exactly am I suppose to do with these?" Sark asked blithely.

"Well, I was thinking you could just kill her."

"And I would do that, because why? It seems to me that it would be a greater service to off this Mr Law."

Ewan sighed. Good help was so hard to find.

[romanticalgirl.livejournal.com]

Just to be different -

Seth/Spiderman
Ryan/Summer
Neville/Luna

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

One, young lady! Just one! 'sides I already did Neville/Luna. And Harry/Luna. I've also discovered that I might actually like writing her, oh bother.

[irishmarigold.livejournal.com]

Jamie/Ryan, dark.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Ryan doesn't do 'competition'. If he did do competition though, that would be Jamie. If Ryan were posessive, he would see Jamie as an interloper. But it's not worth all that thought. Jamie's not him, so he can't compete. It's all very simple when you get down to it: Jamie can't have Seth, Ryan won't allow it.