For the record...

[hackthis_archive]

So. My birthday is in, err, twenty-four days, and my girl asked me what I wanted and I said OMG, nekkid mens, yis. Provided you can't get me my own Djimon Hounsou or Jamie Bamber, well, then what good are you? Just kidding, so. My request, for the two people who might give a shit, is as follows:

I'd like a story with humor. Crack-fic. I lurrve crack-fic crossovers (See memories). Angst is okay, but it should be balanced with lots of sarcasm. No Ocean's 11; I'm OD'd on that. RPS is fine. Porn is international currency and always accepted. Music posts are loved, and also, art. I fucking love fanart and would never say no to that. Or, if all else fails, you could just wish me a Happy Birthday, that works too ;)

Comments

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

Oh, didn't I mention that I talked to Jamie on the phone last night and he totally said he wanted to be your love slave? Shit. You know how fogetful I am to mention the important things.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Why do you never tell me the important shit? See, Brad and I bitch about that all the time.