For the record...

[hackthis_archive]

So. My birthday is in, err, twenty-four days, and my girl asked me what I wanted and I said OMG, nekkid mens, yis. Provided you can't get me my own Djimon Hounsou or Jamie Bamber, well, then what good are you? Just kidding, so. My request, for the two people who might give a shit, is as follows:

I'd like a story with humor. Crack-fic. I lurrve crack-fic crossovers (See memories). Angst is okay, but it should be balanced with lots of sarcasm. No Ocean's 11; I'm OD'd on that. RPS is fine. Porn is international currency and always accepted. Music posts are loved, and also, art. I fucking love fanart and would never say no to that. Or, if all else fails, you could just wish me a Happy Birthday, that works too ;)

Comments

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

Oh, didn't I mention that I talked to Jamie on the phone last night and he totally said he wanted to be your love slave? Shit. You know how fogetful I am to mention the important things.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Why do you never tell me the important shit? See, Brad and I bitch about that all the time.

[randomeliza.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday! Don't know if you're interested in a cracked-out Good Omens/Alias Crossover, but I wrote one for sarkastic's Crossover Ficathon, All The Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues (http://www.livejournal.com/users/randomeliza/80161.html), and a little porny sequel to it, Let Us Say What We Believe (http://www.livejournal.com/users/randomeliza/81070.html). Not written for your birthday, but since you asked for crossovers...

Anyway, just a thought. Have a happy birthday in 24 days.

[random-flores.livejournal.com]

Dude. Prezzie! I shall write you no story. Because I suck at the kind you like. But I will love you with a prezzie. watchoo want?

[unperfectwolf.livejournal.com]

*thinks that a personalize hackthis soundtrack sounds like fun and would be a nice way to escape nano for a few hours....*

[resmin.livejournal.com]

Are there crack-fic suggestions?