With your morning announcements...

[hackthis_archive]

a) I don’t write on the weekends, but I was coerced into doing such a thing yesterday for the dictator also known as Kassie, ergo, part 1 of The Incredibly True Adventures of Four Stars, Two Actors In Love, and One Gay Landmark AKA That Story About George and Brad Making Jake and Jared into Man Trade is up here. The prologue can be found here.

ETA: Research for this series is out of control. With TV, canon only changes twenty-odd times a year. These boys are doing shit every five minutes! George is starting fights! Jake's in NYC this week! OMG, does anybody know where Jared is? He's playing house with Lindsey frakking Lohan in LA! Oh, you can't make this shit up.

2) Today is the last day to sign up for yuletide if you are eligible, so get your shit together! Time is running out.

c) Every week I think I can't love Grey's Anatomy any more and yet, Shonda Rimes continues to prove me wrong. Wow, she so rocks. I love George and Bailey THIS MUCH OMGBBQQ!!!!! Also, McDreamy should not be that hot, it's just wrong – but so right.

d) Jarhead may possibly be the gayest war movie ever; Jake just permeates everything. Wow. Way to laugh hysterically and inappropriately for two hours. Ah, bless. Riki-tiki bitches!

5) Rome is the most bi-polar show ever. How it manages to be so fucking boring and so crazy is just inexplicable. Also, Titus Pullo needs a hug. And major anger management therapy.

6) When is Entourage coming back?! I need Ari! *sulks*

7) If you haven't heard about Sony trying to fuck you without asking, uh, you best read this article from CNET. Now.

Shit, I done forgot, again:

Happy Belated Birthday goss!!!

Comments

[resmin.livejournal.com]

Jared's in LA posssibly dating Lindsey Lohan. He was at her Halloween party. Gimme time for photos.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I know she's got his tattoo mark on her foot, and I know they're working on Chapter 27, the new Beatle film. I don't think filming started yet -- but I just want to see his pretty ass anyway :D

[resmin.livejournal.com]

With eyeliner at the EMAs: http://justjared.blogspot.com/2005/11/jared-leto-chapter-27.html

Shirtless leaving Lilo's house: http://emmaria.blogg.se/220805113048_jared_leto.html#comment

Posed for a mag: http://www.celebrity-exchange.com/celebs/photos36/jared-leto-4.jpg

Rocking the facepaint: http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2005/11/jared_ledo_suck.html

[resmin.livejournal.com]

Good lord a million more: http://search.blogger.com/?as_q=jared+leto&ie=UTF-8&ui=blg&bl_url=justjared.blogspot.com&x=51&y=0

Specifically this page: http://justjared.blogspot.com/2005/08/shirtless-jared-leto-pictures.html

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You win at life! *twirls*

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Oh, dude, fyi, Jared went to my junior high, and my best friend's mom (who was my 7th grade history teacher) taught him when he was there.

He was apparently an arrogant little shit. shocking, no?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

All I read in my research is he's a shit! he's a shit! (http://cityrag.blogs.com/main/2005/11/jared_ledo_suck.html) -- oh, well, that's why this is fiction. I can just make him a tortured artist instead. Also, Jake bought a puppy! Dude, I die from the adorable.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

oh, well, that's why this is fiction. I can just make him a tortured artist instead.

I was about to ask, really, why on *earth* would someone be attracted to that?

Also, Jake bought a puppy! Dude, I die from the adorable.

Cutest thing EVER.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Did I also tell you that apparently he's hung like, well, Ron Jeremy.

[psycho-llama.livejournal.com]

Jared sure gets around doesn't he?

I love the guy, but he just looks like he'd be a walking STD.