Choose your own ending!

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Today, we play a game called Find Jake Gyllenhaal a Boyfriend Because Jared Leto is a Dick and Hackthis Doesn't Want to Write Him in the Story

Seriously, there's nothing like getting mid-story and finding out the Leading Actor is a major arse. Thankfully, I don't have to stick with casting, unlike Hollywood, so, I'm looking for suggestions that are not married, geriatic, asshole of the month or impossibly straight. Plausibility is key, and sadly, I am not allowed to use Ryan Gosling, so show me what else you've got. Make the case for your man.*

NO MAN WHORES OR SKEEZY MEN ALLOWED!

*Disclaimer: By posting here, you agree to give all your base, err, commentary rights to The Management, who you can just call Ari.

Comments

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

When I saw him in Jarhead I just keep thinking OMG!OMG!fridaynightlights!

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

don't even talk to her about Jensen, she's got Jensen kryptonite.

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

haha, for a second there I thought you meant Katie Holmes. *snorts* I had no idea he was with some girl from Dawson's creek! Which one?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Jen. They started dating when they were shooting BBM, right after he broke it off with Naomi Watts cos he didn't want to settle down and have kids. (http://www.usatoday.com/life/people/2005-11-02-ledger-williams-baby_x.htm?POE=LIFISVA) I know, hypocrisy in action.

[jennifus.livejournal.com]

*humbles* Terribly sorry. Heath Ledger? Or... or... *bites nails* TOO MUCH PRESSURE. *g*

[jennifus.livejournal.com]

I realize the error of my ways now... I've got Supernatural on the brain, but that is so not an excuse. :-p

[vic-ramsey.livejournal.com]

I vote for James Franco also. Fact- Jake went to high school with Jason Segel who played Nick Andopolis in Freaks and Geeks.

[wistfuljane.livejournal.com]

Tobey Maguire! Link by the same girl and the same blind item. Not to mention there's an Famtracker Battle of the Long-Lashed Heartthrobs (http://www.fametracker.com/2_stars_1_slot/gyllenhaal_maguire.shtml) article about them.

Or am I the only one who think it'll be funny to pit them together in a relationship? *coughs*

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

I just checked out that link.

I KNEW he was from Alabama.

During the movie when he was talking about Texas, I was all "Oh, as if!"

[mellafe.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmm, James Franco. I remember a picture with him in this huge sweater holding a cup of coffee. YUM.

I rec Ian Somerhalden too, because he looks gay, I think he's single and the boy is pretty. Yup.

[vic-ramsey.livejournal.com]

Or Sean Faris. http://www.seanfaris.com/

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Heee. I was so going to say him!

[babyofthegroup.livejournal.com]

You! Out of my head! :D

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

But it's so roomy and full of hot nekkid mens!

Ooooooh. Maybe she could use Tom Brady instead. *dreamy sigh*

[babyofthegroup.livejournal.com]

So basically I should just live in my head all the time. Mmm, hot nekkid mens.

...if she's going by THAT icon, OMG YES. ::fans self::

::uses barely-legal boy icon to taunt you::

[amberlynne.livejournal.com]

Back, child! Back!

He's just so pretty!

[babyofthegroup.livejournal.com]

But! PREEEEEEEETTY!

tom = sex

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

See! Who I really want is Paul Bettany, why is he married with children?!!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think you're on your own there.

[spurious.livejournal.com]

I too put in a vote for James Franco. Yess.

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

if you listen to the voices in the wilderness and pick Franco then I am going to have to break out the big guns and say I'd rather have Ryan.


oh frak.

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

OMFG YES. I'm SO SORRY HE'S MY HUSBAND OR YOU COULD HAVE HIM.

[teaspoon.livejournal.com]

James Franco seems the best out of the choices offered up in your comments, so far. SAD that Ryan Gosling can't be used, but.

Hmm. Would it be too silly to use Jamie Bamber after Jake has already lusted after Apollo?

[theamusedone.livejournal.com]

Have you seen this yet?

http://www.socialitelife.com/video/Jarhead.mpg

[dopplegl.livejournal.com]

What about any of the following:

Jason Behr (http://imdb.com/name/nm0004736/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnx0dD0xfGZiPXV8cG49MHxrdz0xfHE9amFzb24gYmVocnxmdD0xfG14PTIwfGxtPTUwMHxjbz0xfGh0bWw9MXxubT0x;fc=1;ft=20;fm=1) - I mean, This (http://www.katwalsh.com/journal/pictures/jasonbehr1.jpg) is just hot.

Jesse Spencer (http://moodswings.sitesled.com/jesse/gallery/shoots/ps21.jpg) - He has an Australian accent.

Mike Vogel (http://www.mike-vogel.com/) - He's just pretty.

And if those don't work, I also cast my vote for James Franco, because I'd so tap that.