Choose your own ending!

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Today, we play a game called Find Jake Gyllenhaal a Boyfriend Because Jared Leto is a Dick and Hackthis Doesn't Want to Write Him in the Story

Seriously, there's nothing like getting mid-story and finding out the Leading Actor is a major arse. Thankfully, I don't have to stick with casting, unlike Hollywood, so, I'm looking for suggestions that are not married, geriatic, asshole of the month or impossibly straight. Plausibility is key, and sadly, I am not allowed to use Ryan Gosling, so show me what else you've got. Make the case for your man.*

NO MAN WHORES OR SKEEZY MEN ALLOWED!

*Disclaimer: By posting here, you agree to give all your base, err, commentary rights to The Management, who you can just call Ari.

Comments

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I think though, if this particular caring friend came upon said victim in a drunken slumber, eyebrow tweezing might be the last thing on the mind. ;)

[slightlywee.livejournal.com]

Oh god yes Edward Norton! He is my favorite thing ever.

[smonsterbite.livejournal.com]

Hmm. I can't recall you ever commenting on this person, pro or con, so I'll take a chance. (although, you've probably already cast someone)

Randy Harrison (http://www.theatermania.com/content/news.cfm/story/6083), aka Justin Taylor from QaF US. Definitely not married, geriatric, or impossibly straight. Whether he's an asshole, I haven't heard. Here's (http://www.berkshiretheatre.org/gallery/album01/Randy_Harrison) link (warning; HUGE photo, HUGE!) to a head shot. Take your time; scroll. Note the well-groomed brows, the piercing (blue) eyes, the bow mouth slightly parted, the silky hair falling gently to one side...

[veradeath.livejournal.com]

Damn. I've caught a few eps, and he is fine.

[veradeath.livejournal.com]

Just out of curiostity, how do ya know he's obsessed about Jon Stewart? Or is it something you just percieve? But I will agree that Jon is total funny,geeky hotness.

[shaney.livejournal.com]

Orlando Bloom?

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

Have you seen Anderson's appearances on the Daily Show? He and Jon Stewart have this gawky, adorable flirting thing going on. I have a little imaginary backstory about the two of them.

[mattador.livejournal.com]

Another vote for Michael Pitt.

[hey-mockingbird.livejournal.com]

i just want to say, I love your icon. ^_^