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Dear Kassie,

I already have the gay uncle thing cornered and if you try to steal my thunder in the next four days I will hunt you down and cut you.

No love,
me

Dear Jake,

Don't worry, I know I'm being a hardass about the story, but I just want to find the right partner for you. You don't want to end up with some hobo with crooked teeth again do you? And then there was Jared with all his fucking eyeliner smeared all over everything. That's just no good either. He had hygiene problems. You're better off without him. Really. Listen to Brad and George.

<3,
me

Dear James Dean,

Why are you dead? You would be the perfect boyfriend for Jake.

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me

Dear Ari,

You rock, but stop taking over the story.

x,
me

Dear Jamie Bamber,

Holy shit are you hot.

xx,
me