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[hackthis_archive]

Dear Kassie,

I already have the gay uncle thing cornered and if you try to steal my thunder in the next four days I will hunt you down and cut you.


No love,
me


Dear Jake,

Don't worry, I know I'm being a hardass about the story, but I just want to find the right partner for you. You don't want to end up with some hobo with crooked teeth again do you? And then there was Jared with all his fucking eyeliner smeared all over everything. That's just no good either. He had hygiene problems. You're better off without him. Really. Listen to Brad and George.

<3,
me


Dear James Dean,

Why are you dead? You would be the perfect boyfriend for Jake.

???
me


Dear Ari,

You rock, but stop taking over the story.

x,
me


Dear Jamie Bamber,

Holy shit are you hot.

xx,
me

Comments

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

I want to actively slash them.

you're fired

[lyra-sena.livejournal.com]

oohhh, Jamie. Too damn bad he's married as well.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Damn, break me off a piece of that.

[resmin.livejournal.com]

Sadly, James Dean always struck me as the bad hygiene type.

James Franco, Josh Hartnett, Joshua Jackson-- holy shit do I have a type or what? Tall? check. Brown-hair? Check. J-name? Check. hmmm.

oooh. What about Bradley? Too old?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

James Dean always struck me as the bad hygiene type.

Yes, but he was James Dean. Much like Steve McQueen there are special dispensations.

[psycho-llama.livejournal.com]

James Franco!! ♥

[mellafe.livejournal.com]

Oh, your moodpic!! She's staying!! HA! *loves Addison* :D
And how pretty was George, with his new hair? YUM.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I heart Addison too, but I was greatly distressed by her clothing this past episode. <333333 George.

[onthehillside.livejournal.com]

Pair him with Adam Levine! They went to Kindergarten together! I don't even like Maroon 5, but he's hot!

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

I don't hate this.

[onthehillside.livejournal.com]

I think its got legs. They probably ate glue and went to Bar Mitzvahs together. And they are also hot.

[velutlunas.livejournal.com]

http://www.myspace.com/kitchenconfidential

entire new episode of Kitchen Confidential. Since... it's been too long, and I'll do anything I can to get more Jack Steven.

*grins and scampers*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I saw! I saw! *loves*